Jaxx
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Wait!!! Don't feel bad for me! Really!! THIS is a whole OTHER type of Blues... A while back, it came to the attention of Amy & Garth that I am a fan of Blues music, and also really like the movie, The Blues Brothers. Well I got a call from Amy some time ago, asking if I'd be interested in perhaps getting a LiliputianGanzaaaa Giraffe Bone Warden in some blue colored giraffe bone instead of one of my other scored colors. I decided to place my well earned trust in these two Brilliant Individuals... and I am just BLOWN AWAY at what just arrived here in Penn's Woods today!!!!
Gentlemen... AND All Ladies Present... May I present to you... The One, The ONLY... The BLUES WARDEN!!!
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Jake Blues: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Elwood Blues: You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
Donald "Duck" Dunn: Who is Robert K. Weiss?
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
THANK YOU, Amy & Garth... IT IS MAGNIFICENT!!!!!
"DO you SEE the LIGHT????" "I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!" Consider me one HELLUVA satisfied customer!!!!!
Thanks for lookin', y'all!
Jaxx
Gentlemen... AND All Ladies Present... May I present to you... The One, The ONLY... The BLUES WARDEN!!!
:thumbup:
Jake Blues: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Elwood Blues: You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
Donald "Duck" Dunn: Who is Robert K. Weiss?
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
THANK YOU, Amy & Garth... IT IS MAGNIFICENT!!!!!
"DO you SEE the LIGHT????" "I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!" Consider me one HELLUVA satisfied customer!!!!!
Thanks for lookin', y'all!
Jaxx
