Zombie Tools Mauler

Karambits are all sizzle and no steak.


So while I assume the argument against might go a little bit like, mall ninja knife. A karambit is basically there for me anyway.

Which leads me to conclude. Buy it if you like it.
 
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I love Zombie Tools stuff.

That being said, the Mauler is in no way a "traditional" karambit. It is very thick and heavy and long.

As already said, buy it if you like it.

P.S. That video sucks. It would do nothing to make me want to buy one. He keeps calling the sheath a "case", the sheath rivets "bolts" and if he said "awesome" one more time, I was gonna put my fist through my laptop. And his voice.......omg, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. 😖
 
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Karambits are all sizzle and no steak.


So while I assume the argument against might go a little bit like, mall ninja knife. A karambit is basically there for me anyway.

Which leads me to conclude. Buy it if you like it.
Wow a crappy video with an annoying voice and limited vocabulary, exactly what I want to spend my limited time watching
 
Yea or nay?
Ok I’ll say it:
Nay.
I will list my reasons as absolutes but please imagine the word “probably” sprinkled in there too. ;)

It’s too heavy/specialized.
So you won’t carry it.
It’s too thick.
The edge grind is too obtuse.
Therefore it’s not very sharp.
So it’s not good at cutting.
If you defend yourself with it, you’re giving a gift to the prosecutor.
 
I love Zombie Tools stuff.

That being said, the Mauler is in no way a "traditional" karambit. It is very thick and heavy and long.

As already said, buy it if you like it.

P.S. That video sucks. It would do nothing to make me want to buy one. He keeps calling the sheath a "case", the sheath rivets "bolts" and if he said "awesome" one more time, I was gonna put my fist through my laptop. And his voice.......omg, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. 😖
he said it 3 times I counted, but said "amazing" 2 times. seemed like a kid to me.........but what do I know......could be a grown man talkin and actin like a kid would....see plenty everyday down here on vacation.
 
🤪If, for some reason , you feel the need for a stupid big DE , sorta karambit like thingy :

This would make more sense and be lots cheaper , to play with . :rolleyes:
 
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