The Powernoodle Principal posits that we should use our guns, knives, SAKs, MTs and Man Sacks while the sun still shines. Because when I croak and am emancipated from this glorious, awe-inspiring body, Mrs. Powernoodle may find a new and lesser husband. And when this new and lesser husband inherits my toys, I want him to fully understand that I was here first, and enjoyed the best years of both Mrs. Powernoodle and my Man Toys. When he looks at my Swiss Army Knives, he will see squirrel blood, biscuit gravy, drywall dust and fingerprints. Perish the thought of him finding a safe queen to call his own. And for the remainder of his days, he will be living in my shadow. He will know it, and so will Mrs. Powernoodle. So boys, use those toys while the sun still shines. Plant your flag. Leave your fingerprints on the world while you still can.