XM Lines That Just Don't Work On Women

xxfalconxx

xxfalconxx

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Since we shouldn't hijack the other thread, I thought I'd just post this as it has been enjoyable for a few of us.
Here's what we have so far.....feel free to add, comment or improve....

XM Lines That Just Don't Work On Women

1. I'll give you $200 plus shipping....

2. I'd like to share what's in my pocket...

3. I only took it out to fondle it a couple times...other than that it's 100%...

4. I'm a 3" guy.....

5. Has a strong detent, flips real good....

6. It fires like a rocket if you add a little lube....

7. (Needs proper phrasing) but something to do with "tactical peanuts"
 
8. I carry mine tip up in my right pocket.

9. Any sentence with the word "wharnie" in it. Ex. Its Wharnie Wednesday! And hump day in combination with wharnie Wednesday should be avoided at all cost.
 
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OK.....#8 and #10 are AWESOME.....just pure genius....those will keep the women away.....
 
^^^ 15. I have a 4" spanto..

Lol, I've had to edit the numbers on both of my posts - these are piling up quickly!
 
The crowd gasped in amazement when I whipped it out...then a peaceful calm overcame them all.
 
LMAO :) Needed a good laugh this morning after my offer on my first custom got turned down :)
 
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