If you read my first post I noted that I edited the title to clear up the confusion- I understand how one could misread the title and misunderstand the purpose, and the words “to borrow” connect it better with the story, per the original intent. The quote from my second neighbor was literally, “do you need a saw? I have one you can borrow.”- the inspiration for the original title.
There’s no argument to be had here. You misunderstood the purpose of this to be arguing the virtues of a chainsaw, but instead it’s a story about forgoing conveniences of a chainsaw for the pleasure of swinging an axe.
I regret that I didn’t pick up on your confusion sooner, but I’m not going to drive the thread off topic any longer.