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Most bottle openers don't come with a tale, this is not one of those openers.......
In the beginning there was only one style of beer, a simple lager. It was a beer for the masses, many drank of its foamy heads and pale amber body. But, then there came the few who wanted full bodied ales and the dark bitter undertones of stout.
This band of drinkers, known for their wanton needs of craft beers, became known throughout the world for unique taste and drinking prowess. None greater than Gonad, who would seek brews from far and wide, leaving empty kegs and tired barmaids in his wake. Through these journeys he carried only one weapon with himself, the Bottle Axe, no tool was greater, and yet so short.
Forged and tempered from the wizard Aldo's own 1095, and no longer than his middle finger{ which was rumored to be 3"s}. Handled in the woven fiber of carbon, touched with silver streaks of lightning, and held together by 3 rings of the sun.It never failed to open his bottle or pop his cans, alas, the warrior is no more, so now I must pass along this treasured relic.
Gonad the Beerbarians Bottle Axe $75
Thanks for looking,
Paypal accepted at suwanneeknife@yahoo.com
Charles
In the beginning there was only one style of beer, a simple lager. It was a beer for the masses, many drank of its foamy heads and pale amber body. But, then there came the few who wanted full bodied ales and the dark bitter undertones of stout.
This band of drinkers, known for their wanton needs of craft beers, became known throughout the world for unique taste and drinking prowess. None greater than Gonad, who would seek brews from far and wide, leaving empty kegs and tired barmaids in his wake. Through these journeys he carried only one weapon with himself, the Bottle Axe, no tool was greater, and yet so short.
Forged and tempered from the wizard Aldo's own 1095, and no longer than his middle finger{ which was rumored to be 3"s}. Handled in the woven fiber of carbon, touched with silver streaks of lightning, and held together by 3 rings of the sun.It never failed to open his bottle or pop his cans, alas, the warrior is no more, so now I must pass along this treasured relic.
Gonad the Beerbarians Bottle Axe $75
Thanks for looking,
Paypal accepted at suwanneeknife@yahoo.com
Charles
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