1000 and 1 uses for a good knife.

[DesertChris]

Dayum!!! Buck, buck, bobuck, banana fanna fophuk! That's a lotta Bucks!

I like my Bucks All my knives are Bucks, even the kitchen knives....lol

Cutting paper to see how sharp your knife is
Shaving arm hair to see how sharp knife is
Shaving leg hair to see how sharp knife is (because you ran out of arm hair)

my girl flipped the first time she saw baled spots on my leg .
LMAO

My gal once asked if I wanted to borrow her razor
She was of course being a smartass!

 

[UtahLuke]

Unexpected: always carry a knife in case of migraine. For some godforsaken reason they package Imitrex in stuff that's almost impossible to open, which is pretty harsh if you're already suffering from a just-kill-me migraine.