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Hey!!! Riceperson, I am cranky no matter what. You can ask anyone that comes to my shop, especially Toeburner.:thumbup::D
In the pic' of you and your Pretty Lady, what in hell's name is in your right hand????:confused: Knowing you it must be a dog's turd.:eek: Since the weather has been so cold, I have some really nice preserved ones I can send you. I usually just put them into the garbage or throw them at my neighbors. Waste not what not. HEHEHEHEHE!!!

From what I've heard of your cooking those frozen turds are thawed and served on toast to get the taste out of people's mouths and improve their breath :p

My lovely wife likes to surprise me with nice ceegars from time to time, money allowing. She likes the smell of a nice ceegar and smokes the little, flavored girly ones.... but they're almost as expensive as the ones I like to smoke. Christmas 07 she bought me a humidor and torch lighter. :thumbup: If I see the humidor moved I check to see what surprise I have inside. She even knows my preffered style and wrapper. I prefer torpedo/pyramid maduros, usually CAO, Perdomo or Edge.

Here's a turd story for you.... I used to hunt deer on a cattle farm, I would step in a cow patty on the way to the stand to help mask odors. My kids would see me doing this when I would take them hunting and I really think that it was their favorite part of hunting.... stepping in every cow turd they saw. I'm like, you only need to step in one, my youngest said that she was worried that the poop wore off. :D
 
From what I've heard of your cooking those frozen turds are thawed and served on toast to get the taste out of people's mouths and improve their breath :p

My lovely wife likes to surprise me with nice ceegars from time to time, money allowing. She likes the smell of a nice ceegar and smokes the little, flavored girly ones.... but they're almost as expensive as the ones I like to smoke. Christmas 07 she bought me a humidor and torch lighter. :thumbup: If I see the humidor moved I check to see what surprise I have inside. She even knows my preffered style and wrapper. I prefer torpedo/pyramid maduros, usually CAO, Perdomo or Edge.

Listen, I do not even have to thaw them out. :confused:I just put some of my HT'g relish on them. BBBBB Beaver alone eats a pound or so at ever sitting.:barf:
I'll have to post a pic's of the hand made walnut humidor that my new student made and gave to me. He is a master cabinet maker.
 
Listen, I do not even have to thaw them out. :confused:I just put some of my HT'g relish on them. BBBBB Beaver alone eats a pound or so at ever sitting.:barf:
I'll have to post a pic's of the hand made walnut humidor that my new student made and gave to me. He is a master cabinet maker.

Kind of fancy to put frozen dog turds in ain't it. I feel sorry for the student, both for the horrible use his gift is being put to and for being your student :p and maybe if he has to eat your food. :barf:
 
Some people are just gluttons for punishment.:eek:
The humidor will be used to display Helen's knife in.:D
 
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