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So 2 folks got suspended...1 left due to sickness....

Now regional bossman wants me to work overtime...............
 
Just left Horton at Hooters. Fucker insisted on picking up the tab, so now I owe him till next time. Thanks for the beers and wings, Jeremy.

While we were there, he took a call from a Busse legend, who I bet will be ordering a Horton soon.

I stopped at the liquor store on the way home to check on Pappy van Winkle. No stock, but I decided to try some Four Roses single barrel. The dude at the register smelled like ass, but he knew his stuff. When I got up to pay and he said, "that's some good shit," I figured he was just making chatter, but then he started describing the subtleties of taste and comparing it to the Small Batch stuff. He also knew recent developments in terms of management at Four Roses. I was impressed. Maybe the dude behind me in line is the one who smelled like ass and the clerk was just a victim of proximity. Hard to tell.

Wait till you pluckers see what Horton has coming in the mail.
 
Horton_Knives said:
I have been contacted about a article in Tactical Knives Magazine, not 100 percent. But, hopefully it will happen
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Jeremy, if I'd seen this before, I would have congratulated you (or at least wished you luck) in person. Hope it works out.

fugawee said:
Congrats!!!

Now,put me on the list for a giant ass chopper.
i wanna pay a reasonable price before
you blow up and the scalpers start with your shit.
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That's what I was just thinking. May have to put in a Camp 9 order.
 
Plucker, swissbianco does some nice alox mods. :thumbup: I want to get an orange Farmer from him one of these days.
 
Jeremy I got the embroidered beanie, it's phat mang.:cool:

And the FOB was a pleasant surprise. I stuck it on my keychain and slipped it into my pocket immediately. All was good until I did a wicked piroutte and one of the finely ground corners punctured my scrotum. It's ok though, I'll walk it out.vvv
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GregS said:
All was good until I did a wicked piroutte and one of the finely ground corners punctured my scrotum. It's ok though, I'll walk it out.vvv
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Super glue and staples:thumbup::thumbup:
 
GregS said:
It's obvious you guys have my best interests at heart. This place touches me, daily.
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Scrotum Self-Repair
1991 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin.
After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum.

Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.

We x-rayed the patients scrotum to locate the staples; admitting him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, a broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning.

The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed.

Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less then a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me.

An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work.

I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.

By Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. MD, a retired urologist residing in West Chester, Pennsylvania.
 
I-40 on Friday. Everybody's headed to Camden to party.

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GregS said:
Jeremy I got the embroidered beanie, it's phat mang.:cool:

And the FOB was a pleasant surprise. I stuck it on my keychain and slipped it into my pocket immediately. All was good until I did a wicked piroutte and one of the finely ground corners punctured my scrotum. It's ok though, I'll walk it out.vvv
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At least ur not butt hurt
 
oh man..... lost a nut between a pulley and a belt....... what a nightmare



and then the staples?



I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
 
on the lighter side.... my new fob makes a perfect little hole in my beer cans to pull a shotgun through....

I've been needing that mang!
 
How your fingers feelin j? These fobs rock, I'm a nerd and stropped the edge on mine.
 
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