I'm in. Thanks for the chance.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.
- Winston Churchill
(One more, I love this stuff.)
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.
Winston Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.