How To 1st time shaving, need advice?

[bhyde]

Sounds like a serious medical emergency. Amputate at the neck ASAP.

Situational awareness- you have wandered out of W&C with this kind of comment.
Keep it on topic without the snark

 

[Peter Hartwig]

Todays razors are pretty kind compared to what I started with, but the electric is the kindest of all. You may want to Google how to deal with shaving and your medical condition-razors don't go over rough spots well without damage.

 

[Cscotttsss]

Grow a beard.