1whobuys has betrayed his Clan

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We Shall need the Council of Seven to assemble! for The Trial of the Original INFIHog "1Who Oinks"

StealthHog
ProPorker
Porkerson
ThatHamGuy
SpearHog
Strabs Of Bacon
IdaHog

You will decide his Fate!

:D
May God have mercy on our souls..;)
 
Originally posted by Greymoor
Brother it is a sad day. This alter ego has brought forth 1 whooinks fury and his rebuttle has stung my eyes and damaged my tender sensabilities. I shall await the councils decissions. . .

(The bum sold that black handled AD to someone else grrr...)
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I think you have hit the point here. 1whobuys really let loose on 1whosells, almost to the point where you could feel the violence in his words. It is almost a bipolarity of some kind. So lets examine this we have 5 distinct personalities that we know of and now we notice a bipolar attitude from one of the personalities. Hmmm.

I have a solution: The council of INFI stands as all of us in this thread aside from 1who clan. The 1who clan must submit all of the INFI stores to the council. Each member of the council must take only one style of INFI blade from the 1who clan, until this is resolved. I'll accept the BM's, by the way. This is a terrible mental sickness my friends and the 1who clan may never be cured of it, so we will just have to hold on to the INFI until the 1who clan is completely cured. It's a tough duty for this council, but it must be done, for the sake of an INFI brethren of ours.:(
 
Originally posted by Fan of Steel
We Shall need the Council of Seven to assemble! for The Trial of the Original INFIHog "1Who Oinks"

StealthHog
ProPorker
Porkerson
ThatHamGuy
SpearHog
Strabs Of Bacon
IdaHog

You will decide his Fate!

:D
May God have mercy on our souls..;)
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Spearhog on the council? I don't think so...

If you're forming a council I'm going to use my right under the O.I.N.K. bi-laws to call for a vote.....
 
This just keeps getting better and better....

Man, it is possible that the thread was started by, yes, AN INTERLOPER!!! Someone completely unrelated to 1whobuys.

There are dark forces, not to mention lemurs, all around us.

Let us be patient, and see the outsider reveal themselves in both actions and words....
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
i knew it was just a matter of time before he did this:grumpy:
he should be tried be his peers, he should go before the

HIGH COUNCIL OF HOGS :eek:

OMG!, not the high council :(
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Yes, yes! The high council will know what to do with him. :D
 
Gents,

I sense a disturbance in the brotherhood of hogdom. There truly are forces that would disrupt oinkdom.

1whobuys has truly rendered a service to oinkdom by making available further fodder for the spreading of the truth about knives re: Busse.

Alas, 1whosells feels left out as he has not been able to feed at the trough! I understand his pain and sense of disenfranchisement.

It is a time for sacrifice by all...those who are "overstuffed" with Infi must provide to those who are "understuffed." Those who feel currently "understuffed" must bide their time and wait until the trough is filled once again by the great maker in Ohio. Then all may feed till their bellies are full or their wallets are empty...whichever comes first.

All must sacrifice in order to spread the news of Infi to those still in error and unaware of knifedom's superlative.

Humbly,

Slim
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
Spearhog on the council? I don't think so...

If you're forming a council I'm going to use my right under the O.I.N.K. bi-laws to call for a vote.....
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Nemmy, Nemmy, Nemmy, Nemmy....

You don't actually have any rights under the O.I.N.K. bylaws. You didn't read the ammendment stating that any member who has to be inducted twice (just to get it right :rolleyes: ) has a probationary period of no less than 24 months but not to exceed 60 months from the date of his/her last induction. During this time, you may call yourself a hog (emphasis on the lower case "h") publicly but may not, in any way, call into question the character or hoggishness of other, real Hogs (emphasis on the capital "H") and may not make eye contact with other Hogs... even when returning the cloven hoof salute.

Dark hog... your words and actions on this forum, this morning, could be construed as a breach of your O.I.N.K. Oath and could subject you to administrative action by the council or some other form of fitting remedial hazin... er... action. Additionally, this could extend your probationary period or cause the council to revoke your already fragile hog (emphasis on lower case "h") status.:eek:

Think very carefully before you respond probie. :p :p :D
 
this may end up being the never ending story into the 1who clans mind, or is it minds? hmmm:confused:
 
i'm sure 1whoused2pork will be disgruntled when he hears this news.

as the dark one say's, i guess the council must be voted on.:(

we must not get hogtied and let this get drawn out to feeding time, you know how these matters screw up the goodtimes:barf:
 
Originally posted by SpearHead
Nemmy, Nemmy, Nemmy, Nemmy....

You don't actually have any rights under the O.I.N.K. bylaws. You didn't read the ammendment stating that any member who has to be inducted twice (just to get it right :rolleyes: ) has a probationary period of no less than 24 months but not to exceed 60 months from the date of his/her last induction. During this time, you may call yourself a hog (emphasis on the lower case "h") publicly but may not, in any way, call into question the character or hoggishness of other, real Hogs (emphasis on the capital "H") and may not make eye contact with other Hogs... even when returning the cloven hoof salute.

Dark hog... your words and actions on this forum, this morning, could be construed as a breach of your O.I.N.K. Oath and could subject you to administrative action by the council or some other form of fitting remedial hazin... er... action. Additionally, this could extend your probationary period or cause the council to revoke your already fragile hog (emphasis on lower case "h") status.:eek:

Think very carefully before you respond probie. :p :p :D
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Sorry Nemmy, but I think SpearHog may have you by the very bylaws that you helped to write!!!

Could this spell the end of the Dark Lemur?:eek:. . . Will our hero be able to rebound from this pitfall?:eek:. . .Will OneWhoBuys be able to exercise the proper crowd control over his alter egos?:eek:. . . Will this thread EVER die?:confused:. . .

Or will it surpass the "Death Chat 2003" thread as the longest in Bladeforums history?:eek:. . . Stay tuned. . . Same BAT channel. . . Same BAT time . . . .
 
Well, well, well, How dare you yell at me sir (1whobuys). I am the roughneck, not you. You don't want me mad, do yah, do YAH!

I am the king, of the ring,
you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Next time you talk to me like that, you'll be talking to the HAND, the back of it, that is, as it comes at you at 20 mph.

For the rest of you...I will start shipping out the remaining INFI to all of you to keep for me until this is settled. 1whobuys cannot be trusted to maintain the integrity of his family. 1whocraps, already stated that he would back things up for the next week. :mad:

this is not a happy situation.
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
Sorry Nemmy, but I think SpearHog may have you by the very bylaws that you helped to write!!!

Could this spell the end of the Dark Lemur?:eek:. . . Will our hero be able to rebound from this pitfall?:eek:. . .Will OneWhoBuys be able to exercise the proper crowd control over his alter egos?:eek:. . . Will this thread EVER die?:confused:. . .

Or will it surpass the "Death Chat 2003" thread as the longest in Bladeforums history?:eek:. . . Stay tuned. . . Same BAT channel. . . Same BAT time . . . .
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I know the exact phrase I want to use, but for some reason it keeps getting deleted from all my posts :)
 
What the hell is going on around here any way? I lossen my hold on this forum for a while and it just goes straight to the bottom? :D You boys play nice now.
 
Originally posted by Slim Wallet
I understand his pain and sense of disenfranchisement.

It is a time for sacrifice by all...those who are "overstuffed" with Infi must provide to those who are "understuffed."
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Hello, Hillary, is that you?? Sure sounds like it...
 
porkgunner, i know how you feel. one day he's a herd leader and the next he's flooding the market without permission from 1whosells.

i will always wonder why he didn't go through the proper channels before flooding the market with infi?

we all know how it upsets the magnetic fields, the repair and redistribution takes time and that is the one thing we are short of:(

sad deal, porkerson, do you still sell valium:confused: :confused:
 
Wow..! I thought I'd been insulted and berated by the experts but I find that was just kid stuff!

In the short space of only one day I have been viewed with suspicion....both as a memeber of a "personnel department" and then to be openly questioned about being Hillary!

AAAARRRRGH!
 
Did any of you jerks stop and ask if all is alright?
Hey, maybe there's been a medical emergency or something....:confused:

Give me a fricking break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:grumpy:

Prices have dropped and post have been updated get in on the feast while you can:barf:
 
Originally posted by 1whobuys
Did any of you @ssholes stop and ask if all is alright?
Hey, maybe there's been a medical emergency or something....:confused:

Give me a f#cking break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:grumpy:

Prices have dropped and post have been updated get in on the feast while you can:barf:
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That is a good question Chuck. Is everything alright? We probably all figured you are liquidating to buy up the boat load of early Busse knives from the guy Jerry posted about. It could be a coincidence that the two events ocurred so closely, but I have my suspicions.

Oh, I ammost forgot, before Jerry says it...

I blame Porkerson!!!! But I don't know why!!!!!
 
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