2000 post Giveaway

I heard this joke this weekend in my CHL class.

Why is the economy worse then an ex-wife? Because with the economy you lose half your money and still have your wife.

Not the greatest but good for a chuckle. Congrats on 2k and thanks for the contest.
 
Congrats on the 2000th post.

I would love some new pants for my Mora 2000.

Here is a pict of my buddy's hunting cabin, where we can be found each fall, and of course my pooch.

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I'll close it down in about an hour.
 
How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.... :)



What do you call a little boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

Smarty pants.... :)


The cornier the better!
 
I can't not post this, even though everyone knows it..

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting co- MOOOO!
 
Here's my Rat-packing bumble bee

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"Bag 'em & tag 'em......Tagging some bluegill/green hybrids for research purposes"

KGD. I had Bluegills and Green Sunfish hybridize in an aquarium. Then they ate all the babies.
 
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on a mountain?

Cliff

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the water?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on a cash register?

Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a bird's nest?

Robin

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the floor?

Matt


.......... Enough corn?? :):)
 
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter. He ain't gonna come anyway.
 
Why don't lions and tigers play poker on the african savanah?

Because there are too many cheatahs!!

Man I love that joke.
 
orrey45 said:
Why don't lions and tigers play poker on the african savanah?

Because there are too many cheatahs!!

Man I love that joke.
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Hahaha, alright, that was a solid one.


A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
 
kiahs,

Thank you for the contest.

The story for this picture is simple: When I decided to take up photography, this was my first picture.

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If the contest is still open, I'll post more, later.
 
Evolute said:
kiahs,

Thank you for the contest.

The story for this picture is simple: When I decided to take up photography, this was my first picture.

If the contest is still open, I'll post more, later.
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Awsome stuff Evolute. Hurry up and get your forums up and running. I got a ton of questions for ya ;).
 
Here's a funny clip of my dog "rolling over" ... Her version of it. She has to spin a few times before she actually rolls. It's quite funny.

 
my dogs do a similar dance soomtimes, but they tend to do it on top of piles off cat poo right after a bath. i dont know why, but they do it pretty much without fail unless i keep an eye on them.
 
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