3 word story, Becker edition.

[Jonny1280]

He called Moose

 

[Rolled edge]

To come over

 

[granitestateofmind]

big, big mistake

 

[mchipman]

then Moose drank

 

[GingivitisKahn]

like Moose does

 

[Noswad0208]

but then there

 

[mchipman]

was a little

 

[Noswad0208]

fart, but soon

 

[mchipman]

engulfed the entire

 

[Noswad0208]

room including the

 

[Doc_Savage]

Aquarium next door

 

[granitestateofmind]

- bubbles of death -

 

[Tdhurl1103]

through assless chaps

 

[hawkhead]

...meanwhile, Martians lurked

 

[dresnor]

around the salad

 

[hawkhead]

leaving plutonium waste

 

[granitestateofmind]

in quincunxial patterns

 

[Jonny1280]

Drunken hobos arrived

 

[cbwoods67]

removed sneeze guards

 

[Diez Knives]

from bearmanpig's nose