3 word story, Becker edition.

[Kayakflyfisher]

a Ribeye steak

 

[Angus McGunnigle]

..eaten while sneezing

 

[mchipman]

then asked for

 

[Doc_Savage]

A pig whistle

 

[Jonny1280]

but instead received

 

[Noswad0208]

a whistle pig

(redneck slang for groundhog)

 

[mchipman]

cut it up

 

[Noswad0208]

and ate it

 

[NCSlice]

,then purged itself

 

[Doc_Savage]

Of odiferous flatulence

 

[dresnor]

Silent but deadly

 

[moosecaca]

after cleaning up,...

 

[Angus McGunnigle]

..the goat roared

 

[levernutt]

"This is Sparta!"

 

[Jonny1280]

Something amazing happened...

 

[Noswad0208]

to his rear

 

[mchipman]

they all started

 

[granitestateofmind]

running in fear

 

[mchipman]

it shot out

 

[Noswad0208]

gasses and dung