3 word story, Becker edition.

[hawkhead]

off to grandma's

 

[Bobber]

In a hurry...

 

[hawkhead]

for what seemed

 

[mchipman]

to be forever

 

[hawkhead]

in a Studebaker.

 

[mchipman]

racing down the

 

[Noswad0208]

mountain of doom

 

[hawkhead]

bald tires squeelin'

 

[Kayakflyfisher]

senses a reelin'

 

[Jonny1280]

gave the feelin'

 

[Noswad0208]

thugs be stealin'

 

[Kayakflyfisher]

slippery banana peelin

 

[Kazual]

sliding sickly feeling

 

[Jonny1280]

Spam juice congealin'

 

[Noswad0208]

People start kneelin'

 

[mchipman]

shouldn't be dealin

 

[MTURBO]

Or shooting dice

 

[Kayakflyfisher]

Craps promote vice

 

[Jonny1280]

better think twice

 

[MTURBO]

LOOK! A bunny!