3 word story, Becker edition.

[granitestateofmind]

which you know

 

[Noswad0208]

Is very large

 

[Jonny1280]

bulbous and multicolored

 

[Noswad0208]

Which makes him

 

[granitestateofmind]

swagger to his

 

[NJBillK]

Mistresses new playroom

 

[Jonny1280]

In other news....

 

[Noswad0208]

Keep it clean

(No seriously, let's not get this shut down)

 

[Doc_Savage]

He said wiping

 

[mchipman]

his sweaty brow

 

[NCSlice]

with 80 grit

 

[Jonny1280]

dollar store sandpaper

 

[NCSlice]

Suddenly, Cobra Commander

 

[mchipman]

flew in to

 

[Doc_Savage]

Pick his nose

 

[Jonny1280]

Tuba players arrived

 

[GingivitisKahn]

too late to

 

[mchipman]

save the booger

 

[Rolled edge]

From the floor

 

[cbwoods67]

then the broom