3 word story.........

[AntDog]

Two more weeks!

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

Hopefully!!! by Sept15th

 

[AntDog]

Awesome! Congrats brother!
(Lol, this thing is going to be a disjointed mess, but it's pretty damn funny nonetheless)

 

[link2derek]

Saw-some bats flutter

 

[Georgecatl]

Quivering belly blubber

 

[breavis5694]

Always pack rubbers

 

[AntDog]

And some fluffers

 

[breavis5694]

Green eyed fluffers

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Fluffers are awesome

 

[Noxious Fumes]

Fluffers are buffers.

 

[AntDog]

Of pork swords

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Hot beef injections

 

[Icky Thump]

Beware of infection

 

[bflying]

Not to worry

 

[bflying]

I've been tested.

 

[Tom Kanik]

I'm well rested

 

[Sarge930]

Like lethal injection

 

[Georgecatl]

Ready for inspection

 

[AntDog]

INFI metal detection

 

[Icky Thump]

Answers the question