3 word story.........

[evltcat]

Deck the halls...

 

[Bufford]

In drunken stupor

 

[=MAX=]

And Hack ornaments

 

[Tom Kanik]

for the tree...

 

[Georgecatl]

With an empty

 

[Georgecatl]

Bottle tree topper

 

[bigretic]

Which fell off

 

[=MAX=]

hitting the TGLB

 

[Hindsight]

with such a

 

[Tom Kanik]

broken glass display...

 

[=MAX=]

Of buyBrownClause sheaths

 

[Busto]

elves doing overtime

 

[evltcat]

Heat treating INFI

 

[bigretic]

Checking it twice

 

[=MAX=]

Chuckette in hand

 

[bigretic]

Zombies are coming

 

[Tom Kanik]

they left Wal-Mart!

 

[Georgecatl]

Sold out of

 

[Georgecatl]

Leopard patterned yoga-pants

 

[=MAX=]

And fancy stippled