3 word story.........

[Bufford]

Senior's belt knife.

 

[breavis5694]

Divorcing sixth wife

 

[Icky Thump]

Removing the strife

 

[Bufford]

With hunting knife

 

[Georgecatl]

such is life

 

[breavis5694]

Such is wife

 

[Tom Kanik]

Strife is rife

 

[link2derek]

stepped in turd

 

[AntDog]

Because vision blurred

 

[Tom Kanik]

Noxious gas occured

 

[breavis5694]

Nose is blurred

 

[Icky Thump]

And shooting snot

 

[Bufford]

breaching the nostril

 

[thatmguy]

seven tan leans

 

[thatmguy]

Only one escaped

 

[Tom Kanik]

Crusader was caped

 

[link2derek]

water was vaped

 

[Georgecatl]

Inhaled to escape

 

[Tom Kanik]

Use duct tape

 

[link2derek]

and Gorilla Glue