What is this "EXCEL" thing you speak of? I typed it into the terminal console:
$ EXCEL
bash: EXCEL: command not found
So I tried:
$ wget EXCEL
--17:45:06--
http://excel/
=> `index.html'
Resolving excel... 216.24.138.135
Connecting to excel|216.24.138.135|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 302 Found
Location:
http://search.embarq.com/index.php?origURL=http://excel/ [following]
--17:45:07--
http://search.embarq.com/index.php?origURL=http://excel/
=> `index.php?origURL=http:%2F%2Fexcel%2F'
Resolving search.embarq.com... 216.24.138.135
Connecting to search.embarq.com|216.24.138.135|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: unspecified [text/html]
[ <=> ] 16,096 --.--K/s
Last-modified header invalid -- time-stamp ignored.
17:45:08 (106.26 KB/s) - `index.php?origURL=http:%2F%2Fexcel%2F' saved [16096]
WTF. ...and it's not in the repositories, either. So I'm at a loss...