334Dave in the Hospital......

Wow Dave,,, So glad you are some better. I am out in the country so not a lot of time to pop in here.

Our best to you and Karen,

Larry & Verna
 
I think we should all chip in and get Dave a defibrillator for future emergencies...Unfortunately, the gas monopoly has sapped all my disposable income... :(

But I do have an extra extension cord with a bad socket...I could strip the insulation off, and include a half-used jar of Petroleum Jelly for better conductivity...Plus instructions for Karen on how to use this simple and effective instrument... :)

(One of my buddies had a quadruple bypass...he said he was OK except it hurt like hell when he laughed...) :D
 
chickentrax said:
I think we should all chip in and get Dave a defibrillator for future emergencies...Unfortunately, the gas monopoly has sapped all my disposable income... :(

But I do have an extra extension cord with a bad socket...I could strip the insulation off, and include a half-used jar of Petroleum Jelly for better conductivity...Plus instructions for Karen on how to use this simple and effective instrument... :)

(One of my buddies had a quadruple bypass...he said he was OK except it hurt like hell when he laughed...) :D
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As an alternative, I would at least recommend small typed instructions on how to conduct open heart surgery should the need arise and he finds himself a far distance from the nearest hospital or veterinary clinic. :D May I suggest using the 102 for the surgery!!
 
Mike Kerins said:
As an alternative, I would at least recommend small typed instructions on how to conduct open heart surgery should the need arise and he finds himself a far distance from the nearest hospital or veterinary clinic. :D May I suggest using the 102 for the surgery!!
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Hoo boy!...That knife would need sterilizing before plunging it deep into the bowels of a human being...Where in West Virginia can you find an antiseptic that is strong enough to kill germs on a knife blade??? What could you use??? This is a big, big problem... :(









...:rolleyes:...
 
chickentrax said:
Hoo boy!...That knife would need sterilizing before plunging it deep into the bowels of a human being...Where in West Virginia can you find an antiseptic that is strong enough to kill germs on a knife blade??? What could you use??? This is a big, big problem... :(...:rolleyes:...
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:cool:...Not to worry Rich...Dave carries the most effective disinfectant this side of the Rockies in those mason jars he keeps in the bottom of his "Knife Vault"...:eek::eek::D:p
 
Dave! Dude!! I turn my back for a momment and you do this??!!!
Don't scare us like that again ok? :grumpy:
I sure am glad to hear that you are feeling better and I hope they will find out what caused the pain and make it go away. Doctors need help with things like that so I will keep you and Karen in my prayers.
Take it easy my friend. :)
 
they still dont kow what is causeing it... cat scan come back negtave today..
still get twinges of it ... had one today...

doc told me i had to lay off that jar ... or the codine one ...
of course that coulld ahve been the problum... no ma-dis-a-mull elixor
and yes it asorbs watter!! will even help ya start yo car in dead of winter...
hay joe how deep is the snow? hee hee
 
Well stay after those doctors Dave.
So should I hold off on sending you back your knives? I would sure hate to excite you too much... :rolleyes::D
The snow is only about 1-1/2 to 2 foot deep now. Another couple weeks and I might be able to find my wood pile!
 
Dont wait Joe.....The running out to the mailbox everyday is hard on him...so is dodging Karen when one comes in !
 
Man! I go away for a while and I always miss all the excitement!

Dave ... I'm glad you're home and feeling a little better. I hope your doc can determine what the problem is and fix you ASAP!
 
Dave,

Make sure that radiator they are using for the "jar" condenser is a stainless steel one. Or you will twitch from lead poisoning of the solder. Another sign of that in animals is what is called limber neck. Anything like that happening....300
 
300Bucks said:
Dave,
Make sure that radiator they are using for the "jar" condenser is a stainless steel one. Or you will twitch from lead poisoning of the solder. Another sign of that in animals is what is called limber neck. Anything like that happening....300
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ua know i did try some newn and tasty stuff thats 'spos-ta
to kill any bug that bites ya...:rolleyes:
will ahve ta see if any one else had that happen..
i did find my eyeglasses have to be changed..
yea i keeps in shape trying to beat the wife to the mail box ..;)
 
Sounds like military docs......yer wounded, they jab morphine into you until you quit complaining.

:D
 
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