5 Million reward

Mark Williams

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We'll I guess that would be our imaginary budget.

Just for fun let's say that we have a 5 million dollar budget to go in to a "country that we shall not name". And extract the head of a certain individual.

How much would the do you think we would have to spend to get into this country and extract this noggin and get back home.


Oh and the counrty rhymes with makistan. :) and is purely a figment of a fun project.

Let's try to do this in a simple end effective manor. We are knifemakers. so lets use that imaginative spirit.
 
I'd bet that someone who works for someone in Langley could do it cheaper than 5 mil.
It's a shame that that organization officially/publically doesn't do that any more.
 
we could ship a bunch of illegals over there and who ever brings the head back gets citizenship. it would be cheap!

jake
 
Would cost almost 5m to do it with a special operations team because of airframe time and logistical costs.

Cheapest way would be to drop a thermobaric bomb on the cave they know he's in. It's rather obvious they know or have a real good idea of where he's at considering how many times in the last 2 months anytime the AQ guys gather together they eat a missle off of a Predator or Global Hawk (not that I actually know the GH can fire a missle).

I do have ninja monkeys available for lease to the US Government at a good price and I accept IMPAQ card :D
 
map out a region, call it New Tibet, and suck in all the banner wavers. "you really want a free Tibet, we'll give you the guns and the MREs, go to it. Oh, by the way, we'll also give you economic aid for one year for each limb belonging to Osama you bring us, and 4 extra years for the head."

Cost more than 5 mil, but SOOOO worth it.
 
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