Halle Berry for an hour.
Oh, knives! Thats right. Um...
CRK LG Insingo/Sebenza or
Strider SMF (I could always trade a Strider for a CRK/vice versa if I don't like it) or
Benchmade 800 Liner Lock
Emerson Roadhouse, CQC8/15
or be a smart sob and put it towards my student loans