500+ Posts GAW - Winner Announced

I'm in....

Two buddies have been friends since their 30's, and are now in their 80's. They still get together every week for cribbage.

One day while in the middle of play, the first old boy says: "Ya know, we been friends for a long time now, and I'm real sorry to ask this... but I can't remember your name, what is it again?

The second duffer glares back at him. He keeps glaring for 3 minutes and finally says: "How soon do you need to know?"

That's the only joke I can remember, as my memory is not as sharp as it once was.

Also, my memory is not as sharp as it once was.
 
I am in! Thanks for the chance.
One of my favorite knives I am lucky enough to own
 
Just one more day for submissions! Thanks for the jokes and pictures everyone :)
 
Please continue farting and driving. Our grain fields and
forests need the CO2. If you don't, we might have to ration
your toilet paper allotment.

I'm in.

Ric
 
I'm in. I'm a big fan of Kershaw knives.
Thank you very much.
Greetings from San Clemente, CA.
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Two blonds walk into a bar.
You think one of them would have seen it.

I'm in. Thanks
 
What's the difference between roast beef and "pea" soup?







Anybody can roast beef!

A joke better told than read, so as to avoid the issue of spelling "pea" or "pee" and having someone catch it. Still makes me smile though. :)

And I'm in. Thank you for offering a GAW!
 
I'm in and thanks for the GAW..

Why did the blond get so excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months ?? The box said 2-4 years

CD
 
Alright, it's drawing time. And the random number is... 3.

Strategy9 is the winner of the Kershaw Scrambler! Congrats Strategy9. I left a visitor message on his profile.

Thank you to every one who entered. I really enjoyed the jokes and photos.
 
Attaboy, Strategy9. Enjoy it and post a review for us.

Great thread, AbbyDaddy... pics and jokes were worth the read.
 
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