500th post giveaway *Ended*

"Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers"
Thank you.
 
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." - Anonymous

Thanks for the oppurtunity!
 
Congratulations and thank you very much for the opportunity to win a knife I've always wanted!



"You can't fix stupid"
 
"Life is eternal. We are eternal beings. We lived as intelligent spirits before this mortal life. We are now living part of eternity. Our mortal birth was not the beginning. Death, which faces all of us, is not the end." Ezra Taft Benson
 
"If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
-Jack Handy

I chose this quote simply because I believe it's important to laugh sometimes, especially at our own faults. Because laughter is after all the best medicine

On a more serious not, I'm somewhat new to the community as well. for the first couple of months to a year, I posted maybe 3 times. Everyone here is so knowledgeable that any time I had anything to contribute, it had already been said. but I learned a lot. and now I am slowly able to be a more active part of the community.
 
"Thats not a knife,,,,thats a knife''
Mic Dundee

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Congrats on the 500th and thanks for the chance!
 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Thanks for the giveaway!
 
Thanks for the opportunity, on the lighter side:


“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
― Groucho Marx
 
"The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill." Robert Anton Wilson
 
Just to clear up any misconceptions, I'm not interested in selling it to anyone. You guys are awesome, this is a great community, so why would I let anyone else come in and take it?

I like that one :)
 
hold on tightly, let go lightly. - the croupier

Congrats on 500 and thanks for the chance. Please count me in.
 
Not necessarily my favorite quote of all time, but it's been my favorite lately:

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

- Al Capone


Mike
 
" A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it. "

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Thanks for the chance.
 
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali.

Thanks for the chance!!
 
"If God were suddenly condemned
to live the life which He has inflicted
upon men, He would kill Himself."
-Alexandre Dumas

Thanks for the contest!
 
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