7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

And admired all the lovely flight attendants

 

[makariotes]

Oops, he acted too quickly, sorry ma'am

 

[makariotes]

He did book a flight to USA

 

[evltcat]

Dreaming of AWESOME INFI, when suddenly he

 

[Tom Kanik]

Realized that he could travel to Wauseon.

 

[makariotes]

and check the girls out for himself...

 

[Tom Kanik]

The Busse ladies are sweet and lovely (I know this for a FACT!)

 

[makariotes]

"good thing I'm single" he thought, smiling...

 

[Tom Kanik]

Oh, to be much younger and single...

 

[makariotes]

and to have some money for INFI!!

 

[Tom Kanik]

Babes and Infi make for good living!

 

[evltcat]

He polished off a good single malt

 

[Tom Kanik]

Then he decided to "work it off"..

 

[makariotes]

since everyone likes to drink at Busse

 

[Tom Kanik]

They really show off at Blade show

 

[Icky Thump]

make sure to bring some Padron 2000's

 

[evltcat]

Hero figured he could get Garth drunk

 

[evltcat]

enough to grind him a satin Chuckette!

 

[Tom Kanik]

You will never get Garth THAT drunk!.................................................................

 

[AntDog]

He decided he'd try anyway. Everclear is