A Couple of Sifus a Cape and Me.....

Dear Colleague Paracelsus; while I don't admit to being a vampire, I DO use a lot of sunblock (SPF 100,000), have to take supplemental vitamin D, and used to spend a LOT of time at the blood bank!!
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Walt
 
Ya know, I had a nightmare last night about this thread. No kidding! I think I've been reading too much BladeForums lately. Or at least seeing too many pictures of Vampire Gerbil (although, I have to admit, VG himself wasn't in the dream. WHEW!!!
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"Absolute safety is for those who don't have the balls to live in the real world."
St. Mary's County, Republik of Marilundt
 
AAAAACCK!!! Just when I became de-sensitized to the VG Micra fighting stance he-she upgrades to 2 Sifus and a cape! My kids wanted to know what I was laughing at so I showed them the pics and they said whoa! My oldest daughter wants to know if Vampire Gerbil is your real name. (My wife saw Vampire Gerbil on my ICQ contact list. Now she really, really, really wonders what I do online. I'm not telling her about Lorena
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"A knifeless man is a lifeless man"
-Nordic proverb
 
Barry Jones - Somewhere amongst my ramblings here at BFC, I related the story of how I have the body of a 20 year old.

THAT'S the elbow.

MNH - You're saying that I'm like a car wreck.
I'm cool with that.
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Brian - Too bad Spark edited your long post. I just love scrolling my screen to the right.
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Yeah, the cape's perfect! I bit tight around the neck but that doesn't really effect anything.

Not2Sharp -
Its going to be a restless sleep tonight.
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Carefull with that stuff, fella! I hear ya could go blind!
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Dr. Welch - Your daughter must truly be a sweetheart to just go ahead and make a cape for one of her dad's pals.
My daughters are nervous just to live under the same roof as me!
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I DO wear the cape proudly. All I need now is to get a pair of matching goggles and I'll be able to scare away the Y2K bugs.

Rockspyder - While I am somewhat relieved that I wasn't in your dream, I am also somewhat insulted. I WAS wearing pants, you know.
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Elvis - I'd hold you but since you've been dead for 20something years, I'd prefer to rent you a teddy bear instead... ok?

DW - By now you should realize that any attempts of desensification towards the likes of me will prove futile.
Luckily your kids didn't see the really weird stuff that time, though, eh?
Lorena won't tell your wife about you and her if YOU don't!
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Convinced that "Y2K" is spelled incorrectly, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
Doc,

Your daughter did a great job! You never fail to surprise me
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VG,

Have you approached Mike about you doing a column in the e-mag To The Point? Heck, if stereophile mags can have columnists that address extremes (esoteric to budget), why can't a knive-zine have a "Tales From The Crypt" type view? I think you'd be great!!!!

All the best to both of you (and all Forumites) for the New Year!!!


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-=[Bob Allman]=-

I did NOT escape from the institution! They gave me a day pass!

BFC member since the very beginning
Member: American Knife & Tool Institute; Varmint Hunters Association;
National Rifle Association; Praire Thunder Inc.; Rapid City Rifle Club;
Spearfish Rifle & Pistol Club; Buck Collectors Club (prime interest: 532s)
Certified Talonite(r) enthusiast!
 
Howdy Baldy!
I think that Mike has enough on his plate at the moment without trying to figure out how to put the likes of me in the magazine.

I'd be happier than a midget at a miniskirt party do do it though, so if you wanna relay that to Mike, be my guest!
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Wearing 1940's style hat with "PRESS" card stuck in its band, with fishnet stocking-clad arms, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
Ya know,
When I see a new post from VG, I tell myself to not go in there because:
1. He's gonna make me laugh and ruin my normally dour mood.
2. He's gonna post ANOTHER picture of himself and I'm gonna have nightmares for yet another week.
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3. I know I'm gonna eventually go there because the post is gonna be like a train wreck in progress, and who can resist seeing that?!
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I'll vote for ya VG, if for no other reason than you'll scare the hell outta the leaders of other nations and America will gain a new found respect in the eye's of the world. Besides, if we can elect a wrestler for governor, why not a hemoglobin hungry rodent to run the whole kit and kaboodle?
Who's your V.P. gonna be?

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Hoping your the ONLY Vampire Gerbil whilst I smear garlic on the windows and load the guns with silver bullets (JIC they work),
I remain,
A fan of the VG
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So, what IS the speed of dark?
 
Be afraid.........Be VERY Afraid!!!

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"May you live in interesting times"

AKTI - A000389


 
OOPS sorry about the death screen, was in terminal belly laugh mode, out of control, it's better now.
Thanks Spark.

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A dedicated ELU
Buck Collectors Club Member
Knifeknut(just ask my wife)

 
Misque - I'm happy that you ignore your instincts and see whatever it is that I'm blabbering about.
The reasons, you ask?
1. "Dour Moods" rhyme with "Sour Foods", and we all know how chewing lemons can cause frowns.

2. Nightmares are the brain's way of preparing one's self for dangerous situations, i.e.; someone that looks like me, inviting himself over to dinner, or asking for your son/daughter's foot in marriage.

3. A train wreck is educational, if you look at the rails in just the right angle.

Glad to have your vote, Misque! My Vice Prezidential running mate shall be Lorena Bobbitski, of course!
(I felt confident about getting the male and female vote, but wanted to assure that I'd get the "other" vote as well.)

KingKnives - I've been afraid ever since I realized that I gotta keep this body!

Elvis - you'rewelcomeverymuch-don'tmentionit.
Thanks for your vote!

Brian - No problem... just pay the $345,000 fine to my PAC.

Prezidentially waving paws, I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
OK I just had the nerve to open this thread today, to think that the nice young man I've been writing about for two days…well I won't go there.

How the hell are the Scribes of the HORDE going to end…aw forget it…
 
Lorena Bobbit?!! YIKES!
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You better keep a close eye on those SIFU's Mr. Prez, lest they seperate you from the first toy at the hands of the V.P.
My GOD! I just clicked on the Bobbitski link and now I really am scared. Your an only child right?
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Having waking nightmares of Lorena with twin SIFU's coming my way,
I remain,
Terrified and sleepless in Ocala!

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So, what IS the speed of dark?

[This message has been edited by misque (edited 31 December 1999).]
 
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