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Well, half an hour maybe, and not intentionally.
Many of you know the story about my having a salad fork confiscated when I entered San Fernando Superior Court. Well, Jim has been nagging me to carry a knife regularly. I finally started carrying a Spyderco Dragonfly in my pants pocket. One day I was hand-filing some papers in Burbank Superior Court. I was not wearing my sincere blue attorney suit since I would only be dealing with the clerk at the filing window. I put my purse and briefcase on the conveyor belt and started to walk through the metal detector. I beeped. I emptied out my left pocket which contained my keys and various other items, some of a feminine nature. I still beeped. I removed my wristwatch and dumped it in the dish. I still beeped. I then realized that my Dragonfly was still in my right pocket. I usually remember to leave it in the car. My problem was that all my other possessions had passed through the metal detector and I couldn't reclaim them without an explanation.
The male security guards were discussing hockey. I pulled the Dragonfly out of my pocket, put it in the dish, and partially concealed it under a five dollar bill and two tampons. Guys never look at tampons too closely. I went through okay and dumped the contents of the dish into my briefcase without anyone noticing that I had just smuggled a knife into the courthouse. Actually, it wasn't smuggling since it would have been noticed if any of those clowns had actually been paying attention. I figured I had plausible deniability since the knife was visible. I just hope that no real sociopathic ladies ever figure out the tampon thing.
Maybe part of the problem is that people who do not fit stereotypes are not scrutinized as much as others. I was fiftyish "white" lady in a pink T-shirt, not a young, "tough-looking" Latina or Afro-American. I agree that security should pay closer attention to "tough-looking" people, but I always think of Dan White - a terribly respectable ex-county supervisor who bypassed security and murdered two extremely popular public officials, one of whom had invited him into his office.
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Toni "The Fork" Mattis
[This message has been edited by Toni Mattis (edited 02 September 1999).]
Many of you know the story about my having a salad fork confiscated when I entered San Fernando Superior Court. Well, Jim has been nagging me to carry a knife regularly. I finally started carrying a Spyderco Dragonfly in my pants pocket. One day I was hand-filing some papers in Burbank Superior Court. I was not wearing my sincere blue attorney suit since I would only be dealing with the clerk at the filing window. I put my purse and briefcase on the conveyor belt and started to walk through the metal detector. I beeped. I emptied out my left pocket which contained my keys and various other items, some of a feminine nature. I still beeped. I removed my wristwatch and dumped it in the dish. I still beeped. I then realized that my Dragonfly was still in my right pocket. I usually remember to leave it in the car. My problem was that all my other possessions had passed through the metal detector and I couldn't reclaim them without an explanation.
The male security guards were discussing hockey. I pulled the Dragonfly out of my pocket, put it in the dish, and partially concealed it under a five dollar bill and two tampons. Guys never look at tampons too closely. I went through okay and dumped the contents of the dish into my briefcase without anyone noticing that I had just smuggled a knife into the courthouse. Actually, it wasn't smuggling since it would have been noticed if any of those clowns had actually been paying attention. I figured I had plausible deniability since the knife was visible. I just hope that no real sociopathic ladies ever figure out the tampon thing.
Maybe part of the problem is that people who do not fit stereotypes are not scrutinized as much as others. I was fiftyish "white" lady in a pink T-shirt, not a young, "tough-looking" Latina or Afro-American. I agree that security should pay closer attention to "tough-looking" people, but I always think of Dan White - a terribly respectable ex-county supervisor who bypassed security and murdered two extremely popular public officials, one of whom had invited him into his office.
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Toni "The Fork" Mattis
[This message has been edited by Toni Mattis (edited 02 September 1999).]