A few good questions.

T. Erdelyi

T. Erdelyi

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
> >>>are
> >>>getting weak?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
> >>>is
> >>>not enough?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
> >>>but
> >>>check when you say the paint is wet?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> >>>always white?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> >>>something new to eat will have materialized?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
>vacuum
> >>>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
> >>>give
> >>>the vacuum one more chance?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
> >>>shopping
> >>>cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
> >>>Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
> >>>idiot?"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> >>>off
> >>>the table you always manage to knock something else over?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> >>>when
> >>>we complained about the heat?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
>wife
> >>>told you to do it?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky
> >>>diving!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>AND... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
> >>>persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
> >>>three
> >>>best friends, if they're okay, then it's you
 
Hey that's pretty good questions to ponder upon. I always wondered...when we blow our noses...why do we look at the kleenex before we toss it? :confused:
 
You have found some good ones here that go beyond the usual "Why braille on an ATM?" type lists.

Pet peeve:
> >>>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> >>>when we complained about the heat?

Well I sure as hell don't, much to the dismay of my friends who visit in winter!



> >>>Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
>vacuum
> >>>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
> >>>give the vacuum one more chance?

LMAO! Isn't that the truth . . .
 
Cindy Denning said:
Hey that's pretty good questions to ponder upon. I always wondered...when we blow our noses...why do we look at the kleenex before we toss it? :confused:
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Checkin' for brains. :D

Actually, on a scientific, medical, and somewhat disgusting note, the color of snot can be used as an informal guage of your health. Clear snot is heatly snot, while darker snot (yellow, brown, black) is a sign that you're still ill.
 
I think you can classify this one as a father in law joke, If I remember correctly it is from one of Freud's works.

Original in German, read in Spanish, told in English from memory, I hope it is more or less close to the original:

A young man and lady plan to escape together, the man is up a ladder to the young lady's window, he knocks and tells her to get her stuff and they should go. The lady says: "don't make so much noise you will wake up my father", the young man answers: "don't worry about your father, he is down there holding the ladder steady for me".

Luis
 
glockman99 said:
Why are most pilot's watches WATER RESISTANT?.:D.
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So they can record the time they crash into the ocean! You didn't know that?!!! Geez. Some people. :p ;) :D
 
Planterz said:
Checkin' for brains. :D

Actually, on a scientific, medical, and somewhat disgusting note, the color of snot can be used as an informal guage of your health. Clear snot is heatly snot, while darker snot (yellow, brown, black) is a sign that you're still ill.
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Thankyou Planterz, thankyou very mush :barf:
 
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