A knifeless man

Originally posted by AlphalphaPB
Last night I dreamt about streaking on an American football field. I was only wearing the head of a team mascot costume. Strangely exhilirating, but unfortunately I was knifeless.
I was eating a candy bar while reading this and laughed so hard I almost choked. I'm afraid to ask what team it was...:eek: :D

On the original topic, yes, it's a very disconcerting feeling. I used to think that I was a fruit loop until I started reading this forum and learned that there are several thousand other fruit loops in the world, who are just like me.
 
Originally posted by AlphalphaPB


Last night I dreamt about streaking on an American football field. I was only wearing the head of a team mascot costume. Strangely exhilirating, but unfortunately I was knifeless. In most of my clothed dreams, I've got my knives on me.

And you thought I was nuts?

(if anyone really wants to know whats happened in my little world then ask, I'll post it, it's kind of "politically incorrect" and LONG )
 
I put all my stuff in my hat with my keys at the bottom so I will not forget anything.
 
I have never forgotten my knife, my keys once, and one of my knives fell out of my pocket once, I about lost my mind. With the keys, I knew where they were at, but it was still hard to go about the day because things just were not right, not in balance. My pockets ALWAYS have specific items in them and always in the same pocket, throw that off and you might as well cut off my big toe and watch me walk in circles.:)
 
If I'm knifeless, means I forgot my keys(2), my wallet(1), my neck carry(24/7 so thats pretty unlikely), and my pants...

On me I have 5 and a cheap POS Multi(have the crunch coming soon, in the mail system right now). and thats just sitting around at home.
 
well I am knifeless for now. Snapped my CKRT that I've had for a while, years. Makes me feel naked and nervous without one. Waiting for a replacement. I hope.
 
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