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For the first time because he has to, not wants to. Happy 40th Todd! Here's to menopause.
 
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Happy Birthday! And for the love of Pete, don't break a hip, ya old bastard.
 
So, anything special planned down there today? Sounds like you have a nice warm day for it, Todd... Even if it is a little rainy.

Am I the only one hoping to see a picture of the puppy wearing a party hat?
 
So, anything special planned down there today? Sounds like you have a nice warm day for it, Todd... Even if it is a little rainy.

Am I the only one hoping to see a picture of the puppy wearing a party hat?


No party hat Jerry, but here's your pic. The pup was pooped from all of the partying. Here's she's laying on the couch sporting her new swag. She got a new heart shape I.d. tag with her name on it, and a new toy squeaky pig. Don't know exactly how that works. Its my birthday and everybody buys the dog something. :rolleyes: Lol.

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Today is indeed the day I turned the big 40. Last night my wife took me to my favorite eatin spot the Big Woods brewing company. She called my cousin Dan who unfortunately I don't get to see often enough and he drove down and spent the evening with us. That was a real treat.

The Beer was fantastic as always!
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From left to right, my buddy Ralph, cousin Dan, me, the wifey
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Came back to my place, Murph and his wife stopped by and ended up having beers, cigars and a huge helping of BS
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Sure was a fun evening. Thanks all for the Birthday wishes. Here's to the next 40! Cheers!
 
Nice Bday. Glad you had family and friends along for the festivities.

Funny and sad story about my 40th: I was in Afghanistan on my 40th. No worries. When I got back my wife had a "because your old ass was in the desert at forty" on my 41st B-day. Well, I had only been back for about a month so my wife invited my friends and coworkers and such to the house for a big party. It was good to see them after being gone for so long, however, since I had only been home for a month, I was not accustomed to drinking alcohol yet. Well, I got completely shit-faced (I'm not a mean drunk) but I was annoying and.....dare I say........honest. (bad combo there, LOL) I acted like an ass.

The result: I accidentally alienated myself from most of my friends. They no longer come to the house....at all......whether I'm drinking or not. If I want to spend time with them I have to make the effort and chase them down and damn near beg to be included in anything.

And, that is why I do not have friends except on here. :(

My character has since received an overhaul, but its hard changing the past.

Todd, you will never have that problem my friend.

Best wishes to you and your family on this great day!
 
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Fun stuff, Todd. Man, I need to go to Bigwoods again. That place is great.

It also looks like a pretty hard life for that dog....
 
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