a message to everyone

[unocide]

STOP CUTTING YOURSELVES!

that is all.


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Knives and Cars...
Simple but EXPENSIVE.

 

[Matt Shade]

Thanks,
I'm going to write that on the back of the hand that I had stitches in a couple weeks ago

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Fix it right the first time, use Baling Wire !

 

[Rugger]

Uno,
Whoah! Man- got me just in time- I was gonna start hackin' away at my left leg & then I saw that post!

OK- now I've jinxed myself & will probably peel 1/2 of my face off with my Gillette Good News Razor tomorrow morning!
Actually it doesn't hurt to be reminded- I had a close call with an onion & a @#$%^& sharp carbon steel paring knife last week.

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Runs With Scissors
AKTI# A000107

 

[ptn]

After the flood of recent posts concerning self inflicted injuries, I begin to wonder if the "sheeple people" are really just afraid FOR us rather than afraid OF us and our knives.

My wife has always contended that the person
most at risk when I get out a knife is ME!

Hmmmm....

 

[cerulean]

Since I recently posted about cutting myself, I'm probably expected to say, "Don't cut youself and knives are dangerous and be careful and blah, blah."

However, I must strongly recommend that you badly cut yourself as soon as possible. You will enjoy the following benefits:
1. Hot nurses just like in porn videos!
2. Pharmaceutically pure narcotics!
3. And finally, men will think that your bandaged hand makes you look tough, while sympathetic women will think it looks sexy!

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Cerulean

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain? - Blake

 

[Allen Blade]

Hello,


And just howw do you purpose i test my Edges then!!!!!!! LMAO,,,, i mean the Brass Rod test just doesnt have the Dramatic effect at a show as Laying open a Vein!!!

Take Care,,
Allen

 

[unocide]

cerulean, i never looked at it that way.

change the topic to "SEVER NERVES PARTY".

but you need $2,000 as a door charge.

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Knives and Cars...
Simple but EXPENSIVE.

 

[Gollnick]

So that's what I've been doing wrong.



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Chuck
Balisongs -- because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
http://www.4cs.net/~gollnick

 

[geobar]

I DIDN'T!! But my wife did. She was breaking off a piece of one of those break off the end and reuse razor blades and it broke off sooner than expected and she got a nice gash in her index finger joint. Things were in living technocolor for a while.. Got her to the ER and got 5 stitches for her efforts from a Dr. Selby. I asked him if his first name was Marcus, he did not appear to appreciate my humor and my wife gave me a look indicating don't tick this guy off while he is sewing me up!!

 

[TAutry]

Hey Cerulean,

Can you ship some of those nurses over here? Most of what I have seen DO NOT QUALIFY!!!

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Travis Autry
My knives are just like rabbits---they keep multiplying!!

 

[Gary W. Graley]

But the voices....what should I tell the voices.....

G2

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"There are no dangerous weapons;
there are only dangerous men."
.......... Robert A. Heinlein, 1959


G2 Leatherworks

 

[Joel Stave]

Quick story:

My wife was cutting some nutmegs. She put the (large) knife, edge down on the nutmeg and whacked the spine with her hand. Except she hadn't been paying attention and the knife was upside down.

The good news is that this knife was so damn dull that she didn't cut her hand at all -- not a scratch. The old "dull knives are more dangerous than sharp ones" doesn't apply for knives that are really dull.

I think that incident scared her enough that she pays close attention now -- good thing too -- we've got decent cutlery in the kitchen now. Her kitchen knives were dull. Our kitchen knives are sharp.

 

[Richard]

Lynn Griffith!!! Are you reading this? LOL. I have been over at Lynns two Sundays in a row, and both time he has cut himself

Just givin' ya a hard time, but I will send ya a box of Bandages

Richard

 

[Lynn Grififth Knives]

Richard,
Why do you think I need bandaids? I have super glue and tape.

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Lynn Griffith-Knifemaker

griffithknives.com
GriffithKN@aol.com
Available Knives

 

[Archie]

Man Joel, I shivered when I read the first paragraph of your little story. For the first time, I'm actually glad to here about a dull knife.

 

[unocide]

Joel,
your story would

be funnier

if your wife severed

all of her fingers

....

oh, wait, that isn't funny.

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Knives and Cars...
Simple but EXPENSIVE.

 

[the4th]

1. Hot nurses just like in porn videos!

I don't want to know what kind of porn you watch, but my nurses were more like Rosie O'Donnel (shudder!) and my female doctor looked a lot like Steven Tyler.