For tradition's sake:
Sudo-Neo-Hypocritical Knife Knews, Ivestments, Just One More...Knife, Cutters, Kutters, Krafty Kutters, Nifty Cutters, Nifty Kutters, Knifty Cutters, Knifty Kutters, Sharp Things, Knives Anonamouse(get it...mouse--computer?), The Bottom Line, Them's the Breaks, Cutting to the Point, more later...
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I need a bigger bucket.