There is about to be a change in my life.
We have had a lifelong love affair. We have lived through lifes highs and lows - and we have gotten through them together. Together, we have seen 10 Presidents come and go. We have been blessed with and raised a wonderful child. We have started out with nothing and built a comfortable life. We have been inseparable.
But lately there has been somethng missing. There has been an uncomfortableness creeping into our lives, like a constant nagging stitch in the side. There have been disagreements on topics on which we had never before disagreed: "But I really want to eat that pepperoni pizza"; "Well go ahead if you must but you know it upsets me and there are consequences." We have seemed to grow distant, but somehow still attached.
We have tried to salvage our life together. We have consulted experts. We have followed their advice. We have made sacrifices - even the pepperoni pizza! But it just doesn't seem to be working out.
So there will be A Parting Of The Ways. Yes, today, in about 4 hours, my gallbladder and I will go our separate ways and seek our own separate paths to happiness. I wish my gallbladder well in the future - I really do - but my mind is made up. Never look back has been my motto and I hope it will serve me well at this difficult time. So, in a few hours, bolstered by a large supply of narcotic pain killers, I will look to the future and a new life.
Later, dudes!
We have had a lifelong love affair. We have lived through lifes highs and lows - and we have gotten through them together. Together, we have seen 10 Presidents come and go. We have been blessed with and raised a wonderful child. We have started out with nothing and built a comfortable life. We have been inseparable.
But lately there has been somethng missing. There has been an uncomfortableness creeping into our lives, like a constant nagging stitch in the side. There have been disagreements on topics on which we had never before disagreed: "But I really want to eat that pepperoni pizza"; "Well go ahead if you must but you know it upsets me and there are consequences." We have seemed to grow distant, but somehow still attached.
We have tried to salvage our life together. We have consulted experts. We have followed their advice. We have made sacrifices - even the pepperoni pizza! But it just doesn't seem to be working out.
So there will be A Parting Of The Ways. Yes, today, in about 4 hours, my gallbladder and I will go our separate ways and seek our own separate paths to happiness. I wish my gallbladder well in the future - I really do - but my mind is made up. Never look back has been my motto and I hope it will serve me well at this difficult time. So, in a few hours, bolstered by a large supply of narcotic pain killers, I will look to the future and a new life.
Later, dudes!
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