I'm glad my package made it to you this time Paul

I'd originally sent Paul a much larger box, but it contained an item that the Royal Mail, (a private company these days), took a dislike to. The item in question was a presentation-boxed brass lighter in the shape of a round of ammunition, which I had listed on the customs form. Rather unfortunate, but after holding onto the parcel for 3 weeks, they examined it, determined that the item was a harmless lighter...And then, instead of sending the delayed parcel on its way to Paul, they returned the whole thing to me! The enclosed note explained that the parcel contained an item, which had the APPEARENCE of a prohibited item!

Paul, I still have the box on my kitchen table, and hopefully, I will eventually get most of the contents to you buddy, even if I have to send them a few items at a time

It does keep growing though!

Thanks for the kind words everyone, Paul is a great friend, and a very generous one