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A threadful of funny.

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Alright folks, we as a collective group of miscreants have been posting here in the Becker forum for quite some time. Quite a few threads have been spawned by you reprobates, and as a result, quiet a few comments have been made. Buried in many of those threads lay some fantastically funny stories, quips, one-liners, haiku, and various other words that will make you chuckle. So here is what I want, quote them up in here. To do that, for instance, go to the original post, hit reply with quote, then copy that text that shows up, and paste it into a reply in here. As a for instance, I will post up a few from a contest Moose did a while back that I replied to. Not that I think it is the funniest thing to ever happen here, not by any means, but it was the only thing I have done on this forum where I have laughed the entire time I was doing it. Plus there were some great responses afterwards that I will be including.

(You do not have to quote up something you yourself did, but if you are quoting someone else, please try to make sure someone else hasn't done it already.)

So, my entry from Moose's Moderator contest, way back in the day.


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ALL HAIL THE MODS!!!
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My favorite reply to that:

Flexxx said:
Damn, he should win for sure.

He ripped his mustache off his face and stuck it on the tactool....:thumbup:
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It get's better:

tonym said:
That was very funny, but also quite alarming.... Did your wife see you doing that?
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DerekH said:
Good lord no, she was at work.

However, this morning, in a fit of insanity, I showed it to her. She laughed and said since it was to win a contest it was fine. Then she offered to share her breakfast with me. So I punched her in the mouth and took all of it.
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So, that being done, let's see it people! Make with the funny!
 
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I was going to say: "You need to find a girlfriend or something..." but, then read that it was for a contest! :D
 
LECTER said:
I was going to say: "You need to find a girlfriend or something..." but, then read that it was for a contest! :D
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No no no no no, add quotes from some of the funnier things you have read in our forum up here. And anything that adds to the context if it is needed.
 
He ripped his mustache off his face and put it on the tactool.

Whoever said that is pure awesome.... :)
 
Alright. I was kinda hoping others would follow suit and post up some of their favorite funny moments. This has proven to not work out like that at all. Closing her up. Let someone else take a crack at it.
 
DerekH said:
Apparently I can't do that. Dang.
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HaHa. No gold for you. :D

if you want me to lock it, i will. But i get to call you a quitter though. Give it some time, you never know.

Moose
 
This work D?

clich said:
Got an izula 2 today. I like it better than the original definitely. I also like attaching the sheath to the webbing on my packs straps for quick tactical deployment. One step closer to assuming flexxx's identity....
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Flexxx said:
Clich would you like me to sign your backpack for you, next thing I know you will be trying to molle a prison sheath to your pack


J/K good stuff bro....
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Hey, Biscuit, I think you got a pic that would fit in this thread just fine.

:D

Moose
 
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