A threadful of funny.

[Psyop]

hey for the right prize I'll get "property of Moose" tattoed on my butt. but I'm not getting "Moose was here" cuz that ain't right.

You all realise that this is just mooses way of getting free man boob pron.....don't you?
A becker is a small price to pay for all the paid submissions he gets to send to gay mens magazines/adult sites........

Originally Posted by Arkanian

Murph: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Arkanian: It jumped up a notch.
DerekH: It did, didn't it?
Psyop: Yeah, I ate baby *censored.*
Geek: I saw that! Psyop ate baby *censored* Did you eat that fresh from the diaper?
Psyop: Yeah, I started with an MRE, then I ate baby *censored* from the diaper.
Murph: Psyop, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a bucket and throw that up. Lay down for a while because your probably going to vomit bile.

 

[maethor]

pure gold from chat:

[11:37:21 PM] geek: I'm not a Navy Seal - I was a Circus Seal
[11:37:44 PM] ThePointyEnd: dude, geek is tough, though. he survived a whole evening in a conversational corner with bladite
[11:37:47 PM] geek: but decided that I didn;t like balls on my nose

 

[hewhoisiam]

First response on my review of a kydex sheath from Al for the BK-14:

Good god man, we have the attention span of fleas, this is way too much for us to take in

Second:

I agree. I just read the red words. Wasn't making much sense, so I gave up.

But I was vigilant!

...crap... Hold on. I can make this work.


FIRST POST FIX'D

:jerkit:

... I'll sum it up: The BK&T sheath is pretty good. The kydex is better.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how in a single sentence you can nullify hours of work on a test and well structured review, in a single sentence so that the people who don't want to read are happy. I died a little bit inside that day...

 

[Flexxx]

Hey, Biscuit, I think you got a pic that would fit in this thread just fine.



Moose

Oh man....not again

 

[Guyon]

Hang on, let me see if I can find that one...

 

[Murphnuge]

From my sad day on the river, Warriors reply made me forget my sadness for a min.

I lost my Esky on the river yesterday, but today when I went home the USPS had brought forth patrol machete goodness!

Really, you lost it? Couldn't imagine why, lol. http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/s...Becker-knives-pics-here?p=9742541#post9742541

 

[tradewater]

Hang on, let me see if I can find that one...

I don't know what the picture is, but you should post it because............

 

[BRL]

"I haven't pooped since I ate that plastic... just sayin" - Flexxx

good luck nick, or as we say to each other at the office, "Don't get stuck in a goat."

Whaddya know, I just discovered a 9 I didnt realize I was carrying...

 

[BRL]

This just happened but totally deserves to be in this thread anyway.

Lol thats awesome. If I saw someone running at me with a 10/22 with a patrol machete I wouldn't know whether to laugh or poop twinkies first

Skystorm!

 

[clich]

Ill toot my own horn on this one

Crunchy hippies are worse than soggy ones since they're just posers. Yeh they have berkenstocks and hemp parkas but they still eat meat and drive corollas

And for tradewater, the happy hand...

 

[DerekH]

Yer hand looks like it has blue herpes.

 

[BRL]

Clich doesn't have blue herpes; blue herpes has clich.

 

[clich]

But they're happy herpes.

 

[Murphnuge]

But they're happy herpes.

All herpes were happy herpes for at least 2-3 minutes.

 

[Bladite]

that's why you always Always ALWAYS need a waffle protector

 

[Flexxx]

Just rub some Ajax on those herpes, that's what I do...

 

[tradewater]

Happy hand tore my ass up.

 

[clich]

Happy hand tore my ass up.

Do you guys remember when trade said this? I laughed my ass off

 

[DerekH]

Time for this abortion of a thread to die.