I think you need to cover her up more, Shane. Like, a little gold or platinum on that left ring finger.

Me, I suggest the platinum. It can take vastly more heat than most other metals before melting. Like, if your house burns down, the ring will still endure. Also tougher than gold, by a long shot--which means they can and do make it much purer than the gold-with-a-lot-of-other-metals alloys they use for "gold" jewelry. I like the symbolism of the toughness, heat resistance, and purity.
You know, Busse ought to offer wedding rings in INFI . . . .
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Back to topic, I'll take this opportunity to honor my wife, whom I'll call "Mrs. J.D." She's known me, off and on, for 30 years. We've been married for 9. Friendly, sweet, resilient, and tough--not in an aggressive way, but tough like Bermuda grass: she can put up with an incredible amount of adversity and not break under it. Tolerates (unenthusiastically) my knife-collecting and stuffing the nooks and crannies of her mini-van with survival gear and food "just in case"--but does not object TOO much--and when one of her friends almost went into premature labor because her car broke down and she was without water for hours, my wife thought, "that wouldn't happen with MY husband's level of preparedness". She was there when I shot (and my hunting partner processed) my first deer out in Texas--and her lack of negative reaction confirmed once again that I had found a good match.
As I write this, she is 9 months pregnant with our 5th baby. The last two, she gave birth to without pain meds. The baby before last was born 30 minutes after we got to the hospital; the last baby she pushed out in 55 seconds. The hospital staff is continually in awe. "You were MADE to birth," one nurse said in awe after the last delivery.
Well, off to buy some chocolate, blue-foil-wrapped cigars for the new EDC (not "everyday carry"--our latest proposed name for this baby we're expecting any day would give him those initials; thought I'd mention it here, where it'll get the chuckle it deserves.)