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Have you ever had a time when you were really glad you dropped a traditional knife in your pocket before you left the house? I’m not talking about piercing the foil on a juice box at a picnic. I’m talking about the time when it may have saved your life. We’ll, I have; and here’s what happened:
It was a Sunday morning in the fall, a couple years ago. Our heifers were calving, so I left the house to go run through them quickly, hoping for nothing too eventful. We check them twice a day, 7 days a week when they are calving because the heifers are the most likely to need assistance. I was riding through them on a quad, tagging the new ones and making sure everything was okay when I came across a baldy heifer walking around with two big feet sticking out of her. I could tell she had been trying for a bit and would need some assistance. Typically we calve the heifers in a field close to the corrals so we can run them into the chute if we need to pull a calf. This particular year we were calving out too many to keep by the corrals, so they were at a bigger place with no corrals. I immediately knew what I needed to do. Rope her, trip her up, knock her down, and pull the calf. Not ideal, but not uncommon when dealing with heifers. Every time I would get up on her to rope her, she would turn and face me. I’d drop a loop over her head and before I could gather my slack, she would drop her head and the rope would fall off. This happened a few times before I realized I needed a new strategy. I also realized that as long as I wasn’t swinging the rope, she would let me get right up behind her. Great idea number 1: put a couple loops in a nylon strap, ride up behind her, and put it around the calf’s feet. Great, I was making progress. The problem was, every time I pulled on the strap, she would spin around and try to kill me. If only I could get a little more distance between me and the cow. This is when I came up with my next great idea. Tie my rope around the strap, let out a few coils, then start pulling. This gave me a little more space to pull without getting killed, but I needed more leverage. This is when I came up with my next great idea, run the rope behind my back and put the coils in my other hand so I can lean back onto the rope and really put some force on it. Remember I’m doing all of this on a quad, bouncing around in a pasture, following this heifer around. Well, when I leaned back onto the rope as hard as I could, the heifer took off running as fast as she could. I quickly realized that I wasn’t stopping her on the 4-wheeler, so I let some coils unravel out of my hand. As the rope was reaching the end, I looked down, and I noticed that in all my bouncing around, the end of my rope had fallen down and somehow wrapped and knotted around my leg. In that split second I got a glimpse of what it might be like to be an Alaskan crab fisherman with a leg caught in the rope as the trap is thrown overboard. I was promptly ripped off the quad by my foot and landed on the ground on my back. You don’t realize just how fast a cow can run until you’re being towed behind one, on your back, bouncing across a dry, bumpy pasture. It didn’t help that she was trying to get away from me and the faster she went, the faster I went. I tried leaning forward to get some slack in the rope to get my leg out and quickly realized that wasn’t happening. That was when, as I was bouncing across the pasture, I reached for my pocket and pulled out my knife. I opened it up and leaned forward to cut the rope. There was so much tension on that rope, I barely had to touch the blade to it and the rope cut clean through.
I gathered myself up and walked about 100 yards back to the quad, knowing I still needed to get that calf pulled. I caught up with the cow at the fence about a half mile away and got ahold of what was left of my rope. Well, all of my pulling and her running must have helped because I gave one good pull and the calf came right out. The cow was pretty amped up, but the calf was fine, so I took off the strap and rope and left them alone to mother up.
To add insult to injury, as I headed back to the truck I realized I lost my hat. I was tired and sore but I wasn’t leaving a felt hat out there. I had covered a decent amount of ground so it took a bit, but I found the hat and headed home. When I finally got home and changed my clothes, my underwear was brown. Yes, it was scary, but no, not that kind of brown. It was brown from the dirt that went through my jeans.
So here’s what the knife was. A GEC hayn’ helper:
And here’s the knotted end of the rope that still hangs on a hook in my garage so I can remember that day (not that I’m going to forget it anytime soon):
I pretty much always have a traditional knife in my pocket, but I was especially thankful that I did on that day, and happy I could fish it out of my pocket in a bind.
If you made it this far, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed hearing about another day at my office.
It was a Sunday morning in the fall, a couple years ago. Our heifers were calving, so I left the house to go run through them quickly, hoping for nothing too eventful. We check them twice a day, 7 days a week when they are calving because the heifers are the most likely to need assistance. I was riding through them on a quad, tagging the new ones and making sure everything was okay when I came across a baldy heifer walking around with two big feet sticking out of her. I could tell she had been trying for a bit and would need some assistance. Typically we calve the heifers in a field close to the corrals so we can run them into the chute if we need to pull a calf. This particular year we were calving out too many to keep by the corrals, so they were at a bigger place with no corrals. I immediately knew what I needed to do. Rope her, trip her up, knock her down, and pull the calf. Not ideal, but not uncommon when dealing with heifers. Every time I would get up on her to rope her, she would turn and face me. I’d drop a loop over her head and before I could gather my slack, she would drop her head and the rope would fall off. This happened a few times before I realized I needed a new strategy. I also realized that as long as I wasn’t swinging the rope, she would let me get right up behind her. Great idea number 1: put a couple loops in a nylon strap, ride up behind her, and put it around the calf’s feet. Great, I was making progress. The problem was, every time I pulled on the strap, she would spin around and try to kill me. If only I could get a little more distance between me and the cow. This is when I came up with my next great idea. Tie my rope around the strap, let out a few coils, then start pulling. This gave me a little more space to pull without getting killed, but I needed more leverage. This is when I came up with my next great idea, run the rope behind my back and put the coils in my other hand so I can lean back onto the rope and really put some force on it. Remember I’m doing all of this on a quad, bouncing around in a pasture, following this heifer around. Well, when I leaned back onto the rope as hard as I could, the heifer took off running as fast as she could. I quickly realized that I wasn’t stopping her on the 4-wheeler, so I let some coils unravel out of my hand. As the rope was reaching the end, I looked down, and I noticed that in all my bouncing around, the end of my rope had fallen down and somehow wrapped and knotted around my leg. In that split second I got a glimpse of what it might be like to be an Alaskan crab fisherman with a leg caught in the rope as the trap is thrown overboard. I was promptly ripped off the quad by my foot and landed on the ground on my back. You don’t realize just how fast a cow can run until you’re being towed behind one, on your back, bouncing across a dry, bumpy pasture. It didn’t help that she was trying to get away from me and the faster she went, the faster I went. I tried leaning forward to get some slack in the rope to get my leg out and quickly realized that wasn’t happening. That was when, as I was bouncing across the pasture, I reached for my pocket and pulled out my knife. I opened it up and leaned forward to cut the rope. There was so much tension on that rope, I barely had to touch the blade to it and the rope cut clean through.
I gathered myself up and walked about 100 yards back to the quad, knowing I still needed to get that calf pulled. I caught up with the cow at the fence about a half mile away and got ahold of what was left of my rope. Well, all of my pulling and her running must have helped because I gave one good pull and the calf came right out. The cow was pretty amped up, but the calf was fine, so I took off the strap and rope and left them alone to mother up.
To add insult to injury, as I headed back to the truck I realized I lost my hat. I was tired and sore but I wasn’t leaving a felt hat out there. I had covered a decent amount of ground so it took a bit, but I found the hat and headed home. When I finally got home and changed my clothes, my underwear was brown. Yes, it was scary, but no, not that kind of brown. It was brown from the dirt that went through my jeans.
So here’s what the knife was. A GEC hayn’ helper:
And here’s the knotted end of the rope that still hangs on a hook in my garage so I can remember that day (not that I’m going to forget it anytime soon):
I pretty much always have a traditional knife in my pocket, but I was especially thankful that I did on that day, and happy I could fish it out of my pocket in a bind.
If you made it this far, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed hearing about another day at my office.