A Paddler’s Christmas
T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the land…
Not a snowflake was falling, and we could see sand.
It was a nice evening, and most were asleep…
Except for a few, seeking the deep.
The canoes were all launched, and the kayaks as well…
With all having fun, one could see it was swell.
We were out having joy, in the moonlight you see…
And nobody else was there to be.
Then I heard a rattle, or was that a clank?…
I hope that nobody flipped over and sank.
But around the bend, we came to a sight…
Quite the view to behold, in the moonlight.
And there he was, in a jon boat of course…
Coming from where, we know not the source.
He looked sort of funny dressed in that red suit…
His life vest zipped up, and one very wet boot.
But as you might bet, he had run aground…
The water was shallow, and we heard but one sound.
Was that a sniffle, or was it a cry?
Why he was like this, we know not why.
So loaded he was, and bearing a gift…
And so we asked him, “Do you need a lift?”
He said with a smile, from his big green boat…
“My sleigh has no pontoons, and it cannot float”.
I’m out here alone, and I was to aspire…
To get the job done, but I’m in a quagmire.
So we offered a hand, to help him deliver…
All the presents we could, alongside the river.
The gifts came a tumbling, into our crafts…
The loads were quite great, for our shallow drafts.
We headed on downstream, loaded for bear…
He was like a new man, with nary a care.
With chimneys so high, we were so perplexed…
And no reindeer to fly, we thought we were vexed.
But he had recovered, and in a good humor…
With rosy red cheeks, he’s no longer a gloomer.
He laid up his finger, alongside his nose…
“I have an idea, so I suppose”.
“It’s a ladder we need, to get the job done”…
What an idea, from the big bearded one.
So we all took a paddle, and with tow-line in hand…
As we can’t just leave gifts, out on the sand.
We weaved and we tied the paddles together…
It’s a very good thing, we each had a tether.
As we floated along from dock to dock…
He busied himself, filling a sock.
As all knew he would, he got the job done...
Then he said it to us, “I must be a’ run”.
As he rowed on downstream, and went out of sight
I thought I heard something, off to the right.
Was it an echo, or was it my mind…
Playing those tricks that are so unkind?
What was going on? My mind it did churn…
It was just the river, with a sweeping return.
His voice bellowed out, in the moonlight…
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
And though we had fun, this wonderful eve…
We must always remember, and not be naïve.
So I added aloud, to my crewmates adrift…
As in our minds, we must make a shift.
“And we lest not forget, the real and true reason…
We all celebrate, this Christmas season!”
Verse by DirtDawg
Merry Christmas, 2025
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by DirtDawg