When I was a kid I lived close to a turkey farm, where they raised thousands of some heritage breed turkeys. They mostly lived in a huge barn, but still every time it rained, the smell was something that you can not imagine.
Well one day I was walking with my dog, and we lived on a little hill overlooking a big plain where the turkeys had their barn. I was a little preoccupied trying to unwrap a piece of cheese, but I noticed my dog, a black lab, froze and started making sounds like he was having a nervous breakdown. He couldn't quite bark, or growl or whine or howl, but basically did them all at the same time, and his whole body kindof vibrated, but he couldn't move.
I looked down the hill, and what I saw was like something out of a WWII D-Day film. The turkeys had made a great escape, and were advancing on our position from the plain. At first I was stunned at the absurdity of it just like my dog, but then I started laughing hysterically. It was really like they were an invading army; they would run in small groups, and take cover behind some smallish pine trees, run forward maybe 10 feet and take cover behind another tree, and so on all the way up the hill. Within a couple minutes we were overrun by turkeys coming up the hill, hundreds of them. I was standing in the same place laughing uncontrollably, but my dog was almost having a stroke, and eventually just laid down and started muttering as the turkeys passed us by. Every time a turkey passed, it looked at us and gobbled, and kept running up the hill and taking cover before they could continue their invasion of the hills behind us.
Once the turkeys had gone, I had to sit down because my eyes were covered in tears and my belly hurt from laughing, and I ripped off a piece of cheese and gave it to my dog, who just kind of looked at me in embarrassment, took the cheese in his mouth, and walked dejectedly home.
Eventually most of the turkeys were rounded up, but we had some stragglers living in the hills for at least 10 years, in the middle of the night we would hear quiet gobbles and sqwuacks.