And when he gets home......
"Honey how was your day?"
"Not too bad, I almost had my head removed by a log bouncing down the road and my car is totalled and this cervical collar itches but other than that nothing much. How about you?"
"Well you just wouldn't believe my day, first thing in the morning Sally drank the last cup of coffee and didn't make any more, then the fax wouldn't work for 2 hours and the phone kept ringing and... and... blah blah blah. You're so lucky to have a job by yourself."