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Awright, so here's a scenario for ya'....
Doomsday done come an' gone- the nukes were launched, the Islamo Fascist Zombies from China were loosed, and the cork done been popped on all of them nasty gasses and chemicals.
All them countless hours you've spent postin' on the gun and knife forums about just such a scenario have paid off. It just so happens that all of this happened while you were in the den perfecting a post to REALLY give someone the what fer about a Sebenza, Strider, Emerson, Liner Lock, or tip up carry knife, and were so absorbed in your mission you didn't even notice the mushroom clouds on the horizon or the Chinese speaking flesh eating zombies roaming your neighborhood.
scratchin' yer head in bewilderment, ya' figure it's time to pack up the family and a couple of essentials, and move off somewhere a little more rural, away from them darn flesh eatin' zombies. (who the heck was asleep at the border when these guys snuck in anyways?!)
So...after packing up your entire eighty pounds of knife collection, you consider that perhaps you should make get rid of the essentials and make room for some luxury items...food...water...sleeping bag...
After repacking your bag you realize that you only have room for ONE fixed blade knife/cutting tool, and ONE folding knife/multi-tool. What are ya' gonna choose, and why? Bear in mind, you're lookin' at walking a ways, building a home, as well as killin' an' cookin' your own meals.... machete, hatchet/tomahawk, khukuri,golok,broadsword, linoleum knife?
Doomsday done come an' gone- the nukes were launched, the Islamo Fascist Zombies from China were loosed, and the cork done been popped on all of them nasty gasses and chemicals.
All them countless hours you've spent postin' on the gun and knife forums about just such a scenario have paid off. It just so happens that all of this happened while you were in the den perfecting a post to REALLY give someone the what fer about a Sebenza, Strider, Emerson, Liner Lock, or tip up carry knife, and were so absorbed in your mission you didn't even notice the mushroom clouds on the horizon or the Chinese speaking flesh eating zombies roaming your neighborhood.
scratchin' yer head in bewilderment, ya' figure it's time to pack up the family and a couple of essentials, and move off somewhere a little more rural, away from them darn flesh eatin' zombies. (who the heck was asleep at the border when these guys snuck in anyways?!)
So...after packing up your entire eighty pounds of knife collection, you consider that perhaps you should make get rid of the essentials and make room for some luxury items...food...water...sleeping bag...
After repacking your bag you realize that you only have room for ONE fixed blade knife/cutting tool, and ONE folding knife/multi-tool. What are ya' gonna choose, and why? Bear in mind, you're lookin' at walking a ways, building a home, as well as killin' an' cookin' your own meals.... machete, hatchet/tomahawk, khukuri,golok,broadsword, linoleum knife?
or both
