ahhhh!!! I'm at the inlaws and my chopweiler got delivered!

[TLR]

I'm at my inlaws and my chopweiler got delivered 8 hrs away!!! I'm about ready to just start driving!!! What do I do?????

 

[BlazenGem]

1. fake a heart attack

2. fake your sickness

3.fake a sickness and go home.

but never say the truth

 

[J33psru1e]

...

 

[Guyon]

Slip a mickey in everyone's drink. Poke 'em in the car and take everyone to your house. Be sure you have some decent food when they wake up.

 

[din]

Poke 'em in the car

I gotta admit that's the first time I've ever heard this particular euphemism.

 

[VoxHog]

Oof! That hurts. Hope you can drown your sorrows in Eggnog.

 

[Guyon]

I gotta admit that's the first time I've ever heard this particular euphemism.

At least I didn't say, "Poke 'em in the caboose."

 

[northern1]

that sucks