My last flight started in Cedar Rapids, Iowa and uneventfully went to Minniapolis. On the flight out of MN, one of the announcements went, and I'm quoting as close as I can remember, "Ladies and Gentleman, as soon as we reach our cruising altitude, we'll begin our breakfast service. Due to new FAA security directives, we will not be offering the hearty, hot breakfast we would like to serve you. Instead, each of you will be issued a bowl of cereal, a bagel, and a bananna. The good news is that the banannas look pretty good today. Yesterday's were a little bit embarassing. You'll each also receive a packet containing a napkin, salt and pepper in case you want to season your bananna or your cereal, and a plastic fork and spoon. You may notice that your package is open. They are all open. They were assembled before the new directive and used to also contain a plastic knife. We had to open them to remove the knife... what... excuse me...... I am now told that we finally have new sealed packets that don't contain knives. So, we're making progress. The breakfast cart will be followed by our beverage cart which features assorted soft drinks, juices, and coffee and tea. In recent days, several airlines have had to cancel flights and ground airplanes when passengers found mysterious white powders on seats or on the floor. In all cases so far, those suspecious powders have turned out to be either non-diary coffee creamer or non-sugar coffee sweatener. Canceling flights and grounding aircraft is very inconvenient and very expensive for both airlines and passengers. So, we will not be offering non-diary creamer or non-sugar sweateners today. Sorry. We thank you for your understanding during these troubled times and look forward to returning to our normal level of service in the near future."
In Spokane, I transfered to another flight that had just arrived from Alaska and was continuing to Portland. I couldn't help but overhear the fellows in the seat behind me discussing their very successful hunting trip to Alaska. At baggage claim, I noticed these same guys pulling large bags apparently full of camping gear off the belt. Then, there was a page calling a passenger by name to the baggage counter. One of the hunters left and then returned a few minutes later juggling several long cases obviously containing rifles. In the mean time, his friends had begun pulling large coolers with dry ice stickers on them off of the belt. Apparently, they'd had a great trip to Alaska and the guns and, I presume, the knives, all went safely and smoothly in the baggage hold.