AK-47s

on_the_edge said:
......I live in the desert (Arizona) and there is not really a whole lot of brush clearing that needs to be done......
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I've always wonder can the AK cut a giant Saguaro cactus in half :eek: Everybody worry about radioactive zombie but nobody even pay attention to the possibility of "Attack of the 50 foot Cactus" :confused:

I dare you and the Mrs to get an AK and show the world that we'll be safe when the cactus start walking the earth!!!!!!!

Disclaimer : Saguaro is protected by Law. Start testing on those thousand needles prickly pear cactus first!!! :D
 
I know that Saguaros are protected. Actually, it was big news here in Tucson this past spring when they found one or two Saguaros cut down in a little park here in town. Turned out to be a couple of bored adolescent brats with nothing better to do. I think they threw the book at them.:rolleyes:

Even if they were not protect, they are amazingly heavy even when they are fairly small. Felling one would definitely be a dangerous undertaking.

But now you have me thinking--which is sharper: the AK or the thorns on a Cholla (which is supposed to be the sharpest thing in nature). I see a "test" in the makings here. I know David Brown is nearby and he is the "test master" so maybe he'll do it. Hmmm, maybe I need one of these after all.

"Oh honey"...;)
 
You need one of these, if only to bequeath to your kids one day. Guns will be outlawed by then, don't you know, and while swords will be as well, they'll be able to hide it in a smaller PVC pipe (ruby ridge safety deposit box). Then, of course, at the end of the world and all that, they'll be able to trade it for a humvee with mounted .50cal machine gun, based on current appreciation rates.

Hmmm, you need it to protect the family from the deadly brown scorpion. No no no, the orange tarantula... Uhhh, you have rattlesnakes there don't you? Rabid jackrabits the size of rottweilers?

Well, if that story doesn't convince her, maybe compare the diamond stud earrings you're handing her at that 4-5 star restaurante to your own level of wanton desire... (that's two diamonds of course, so you're actually setting yourself up for a future infi purchase!)

Well, sorry if that hasn't helped. Good luck with your quest though. :)
 
BTT.

Why in the hell would I do that???? That's right...you know...


(sniff, sniff, sniff) Is that bacon I smell????



I GOT ONE!!!


ok, drama over.
 
on_the_edge said:
BTT.

Why in the hell would I do that???? That's right...you know...


(sniff, sniff, sniff) Is that bacon I smell????




I GOT ONE!!!


ok, drama over.
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Great now you're well protected especially if you live in central or south Tucson!
 
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