Two on the block today, boys and girls! Who are we kidding, there hasn't been a female on this site since Spark's mom told him it was a "nifty little idea" eleven years ago.
As always, my prices include priority shipping for FREE, as well as all PP fees (pay as goods with no markup). If you buy from me you are agreeing that you are 18+, that these are legal where you live, and that like me, you don't understand people who put ketchup on their eggs. What are you people, savages?? Salt and pepper and maybe cheese and that's IT, heathens! (No disrespect intended, heathens.)
Pictures are at this hypertext transfer protocol location: http://s1098.photobucket.com/user/craigswoosh/library/Mobile Uploads
On with the show!
CRKT LIONG MAH ERASER (aluminum/G10, AUS-8 blade): You're walking down a sketchy alley at night. Your phone is dead and you're late to meet your friends, because you suck at planning ahead. You hear a noise, but you're not afraid...with a quick draw and a push of the flipper, your Eraser is at the ready, in a reverse grip, no less! You spin around and quip, "you're about to get ERASED" with a glib, Schwarzeneggerian smirk!
The cat who jumped out of the trash can with the half-eaten piece of chicken in its mouth seems depressingly unthreatened.
Anyway, screw that jaded cat! He doesn't know how close he was to his DEMISE! The Eraser is a kick-ass tactical folder with awesome looks and a great strong-tipped reverse tanto light-bellied blade shape that's as perfect for utility as it is for uhhhhh...let's call it..."fresh meat tenderization." Yep, nothing sinister about that term!
The bolsters and G10 give it that sweet "upscale firearm" visual appeal, and the heavy rear handle jimping allows solid holding when in the ice pick, stabby-stabby grip. Now you can show those pizza boxes who's boss, mighty warrior!
Four-way low-profile semi-deep carry clip, great flipping action and a snappy lock, solid and sharp AUS-8 steel, plus Cold Steel's FAVORITE feature: LAWKS! Indeed, this is your chance to own something that some other knife company says could put you in imminent danger...and as a result of YOUR (extremely unlikely but still technically) possible injury, THEY should receive monetary compensation! I'd tell you to put that in your pipe and smoke it, but it'd probably give you brain damage on account of how BATCRAP INSANE it is. GO CUT SOME MORE HAM LEGS, LYNNNYNNNYNYNNN. (No disrespect intended, LYNNNYNNYNNYNN.)
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, ignore the previous nonsensical paragraph and just know that LAWKS is a manually-rotated liner lock blocker that's supposed to add another layer of protection from possible blade disengagement. ...look, it's a dumb marketing thing that's named like a Saturday morning cartoon from the 90s and you don't hafta use it if you don't wanna, so let's move on.
Coupla light scratches on the bolster and some veeeeeeeery light smudges on either side of the blade that are only visible in the right light, are physically imperceptible and can't be removed (believe me, I've tried), but have absolutely no bearing on blade function. No idea how they got there. Mystery and intrigue! If you're ready for an ACTION HERO folding knife, just gimme SOLDSOLDSOLD! and start thinking up your own one-liners for imminent use!
BENCHMADE 300-1 (blue/black G10, 154CM blade): Bought this one maybe 10 days ago, only carried a couple times and cut about five things, tops. I just can't get into the classic upswept slicer blade shape, since I tend to need wharncliffe/sheepsfoot styles for work...but it's just so damn appealing visually! I never learn this lesson, so I either need to switch to being a professional deer skinner or get used to losing money.
But do you know what this knife is? FUUUUUUUUUUN. Seriously, if you're a digital (meaning fingers, not ones and zeros) fidgeter...a didgiter? COPYRIGHT, BITCHES then this is the knife for you! How many ways can you open a typical flipper...one? Two? By my count, you can open this knife FIVE ways! You can just grab the blade spine and pull, use the flipper, pull back the axis lock, push the thumb studs OR just whip that sucker out with inertia. So many ways to fiddle with it, your hand will punch itself with indecision and freakish flexibility!
You're getting a nearly LNIB piece here, with just some small marks on the black clip and reverse pivot tip. Coincidentally, El Nib is my favorite Mexican luchador! He's a dwarf with a solid pink face mask, a steel cylinder necklace and black boots that all makes him look just like a well-used pencil. And his finishing move is "El Scantronico," where he jumps off the top rope and...
Huh? Oh right, the knife! Lo siento. Sharp factory edge, flawless blade, yada yada. And I still have the box in order to meet the "IB" part of the expression, for you perfectionist nut jobs! (No disrespect intended, nut jobs.)
So don't listen to the haters on this one; with proper "finger curl" technique, this baby flips out just as fast as any liner or frame lock model. If it had a wharny blade I wouldn't be sellin' it, but here we are...so instead of the $160 I paid for it, I'm only seeking SOLDSOLDSOLD!, shipping andfees included! Makes a great Father's Day gift if your dad has NO CLUE about when Father's Day is! Tell him it's in August, that should fly.
Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. Trades are more likely possibilities, so I'll entertain those (wanted list is in sig), but the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up with a PM or email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT seriously) takes precedent! Good luck!
As always, my prices include priority shipping for FREE, as well as all PP fees (pay as goods with no markup). If you buy from me you are agreeing that you are 18+, that these are legal where you live, and that like me, you don't understand people who put ketchup on their eggs. What are you people, savages?? Salt and pepper and maybe cheese and that's IT, heathens! (No disrespect intended, heathens.)
Pictures are at this hypertext transfer protocol location: http://s1098.photobucket.com/user/craigswoosh/library/Mobile Uploads
On with the show!
CRKT LIONG MAH ERASER (aluminum/G10, AUS-8 blade): You're walking down a sketchy alley at night. Your phone is dead and you're late to meet your friends, because you suck at planning ahead. You hear a noise, but you're not afraid...with a quick draw and a push of the flipper, your Eraser is at the ready, in a reverse grip, no less! You spin around and quip, "you're about to get ERASED" with a glib, Schwarzeneggerian smirk!
The cat who jumped out of the trash can with the half-eaten piece of chicken in its mouth seems depressingly unthreatened.
Anyway, screw that jaded cat! He doesn't know how close he was to his DEMISE! The Eraser is a kick-ass tactical folder with awesome looks and a great strong-tipped reverse tanto light-bellied blade shape that's as perfect for utility as it is for uhhhhh...let's call it..."fresh meat tenderization." Yep, nothing sinister about that term!
The bolsters and G10 give it that sweet "upscale firearm" visual appeal, and the heavy rear handle jimping allows solid holding when in the ice pick, stabby-stabby grip. Now you can show those pizza boxes who's boss, mighty warrior!
Four-way low-profile semi-deep carry clip, great flipping action and a snappy lock, solid and sharp AUS-8 steel, plus Cold Steel's FAVORITE feature: LAWKS! Indeed, this is your chance to own something that some other knife company says could put you in imminent danger...and as a result of YOUR (extremely unlikely but still technically) possible injury, THEY should receive monetary compensation! I'd tell you to put that in your pipe and smoke it, but it'd probably give you brain damage on account of how BATCRAP INSANE it is. GO CUT SOME MORE HAM LEGS, LYNNNYNNNYNYNNN. (No disrespect intended, LYNNNYNNYNNYNN.)
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, ignore the previous nonsensical paragraph and just know that LAWKS is a manually-rotated liner lock blocker that's supposed to add another layer of protection from possible blade disengagement. ...look, it's a dumb marketing thing that's named like a Saturday morning cartoon from the 90s and you don't hafta use it if you don't wanna, so let's move on.
Coupla light scratches on the bolster and some veeeeeeeery light smudges on either side of the blade that are only visible in the right light, are physically imperceptible and can't be removed (believe me, I've tried), but have absolutely no bearing on blade function. No idea how they got there. Mystery and intrigue! If you're ready for an ACTION HERO folding knife, just gimme SOLDSOLDSOLD! and start thinking up your own one-liners for imminent use!
BENCHMADE 300-1 (blue/black G10, 154CM blade): Bought this one maybe 10 days ago, only carried a couple times and cut about five things, tops. I just can't get into the classic upswept slicer blade shape, since I tend to need wharncliffe/sheepsfoot styles for work...but it's just so damn appealing visually! I never learn this lesson, so I either need to switch to being a professional deer skinner or get used to losing money.
But do you know what this knife is? FUUUUUUUUUUN. Seriously, if you're a digital (meaning fingers, not ones and zeros) fidgeter...a didgiter? COPYRIGHT, BITCHES then this is the knife for you! How many ways can you open a typical flipper...one? Two? By my count, you can open this knife FIVE ways! You can just grab the blade spine and pull, use the flipper, pull back the axis lock, push the thumb studs OR just whip that sucker out with inertia. So many ways to fiddle with it, your hand will punch itself with indecision and freakish flexibility!
You're getting a nearly LNIB piece here, with just some small marks on the black clip and reverse pivot tip. Coincidentally, El Nib is my favorite Mexican luchador! He's a dwarf with a solid pink face mask, a steel cylinder necklace and black boots that all makes him look just like a well-used pencil. And his finishing move is "El Scantronico," where he jumps off the top rope and...
Huh? Oh right, the knife! Lo siento. Sharp factory edge, flawless blade, yada yada. And I still have the box in order to meet the "IB" part of the expression, for you perfectionist nut jobs! (No disrespect intended, nut jobs.)
So don't listen to the haters on this one; with proper "finger curl" technique, this baby flips out just as fast as any liner or frame lock model. If it had a wharny blade I wouldn't be sellin' it, but here we are...so instead of the $160 I paid for it, I'm only seeking SOLDSOLDSOLD!, shipping andfees included! Makes a great Father's Day gift if your dad has NO CLUE about when Father's Day is! Tell him it's in August, that should fly.
Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. Trades are more likely possibilities, so I'll entertain those (wanted list is in sig), but the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up with a PM or email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT seriously) takes precedent! Good luck!
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