All Time Greatest Bad Movies?

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What the...? Nobody has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

Slackers (not the movie, I am calling y'all slackers ;))
 
And no one has gone for Fantasy Mission Force, a Jacky Chan movie with lots of martial arts??? Wait, is this about bad movies that were worth watching, or bad movies that were absolutely unredeemable pieces of crap?
 
I am not sure, I was going with the idea it was bad enough to make you continue watching in some kind of morbid fascination with laughs of the absurdity, but not so bad to turn it off in personal disgust for such an amazing waste of time without even gathering a chuckle in redemption
 
My nomination... Miami Connection. Watched it the other night at a friend's. It was freaking awesome.

[video=youtube;VpZu69OB2KM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZu69OB2KM[/video]
 
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Band of the Hand!

In an attempt of resocialisation, five hopeless juvenile criminals are sent away from prison into the Everglades for a survival training under the Indian Joe. When this is successful, they move back to Miami. However this offends the former illegal inhabitants of their house, all loyal customers of drug baron Cream. The conflict leads to armed fights.

[video=youtube;Crh323wcdpw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crh323wcdpw[/video]

Lauren Holly and Lawrence Fishburne in a movie that I'm sure they'd like to forget.

And the movie that Fran Drescher said she'd burn every copy of if she could get her hands on them.

[video=youtube;gaa5j3tBeBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa5j3tBeBQ[/video]


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Just remembered T-Bone and Weasel with Gregory Hines and Christopher lloyd.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/t_bone_n_weasel/trailers/
 
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:confused: As a Peace Corps vounteer in Samoa some decades ago, there were some real winners to be seen - with audiences screaming every time the bad guy was wiped out by the good guy. I would hate to be required to document this, but I remember one "tifaga" shown at the junior high school was "Dracula versus Billy the Kid". I still don't understand why it was not nominated for an Oscar.

Faiaoga
 
One Million B.C.
Bad movie, but great scenery.

Point Break
Bad movie, but I've watched it a few times.


Has no one seen The Gods Must Be Crazy?

That movie didn't cost much to make, but I didn't think it was bad. Haven't seen it in a while, but I've seen it at least 10 times.
 
Horrible movie, but SOOOOO great!!!!

[video=youtube;xBpvjMffbNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpvjMffbNE[/video]
 
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