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I'm so drunk, I forgot to come back here @ midnite & tell y'all how drunk I am!!! ...What'd I win??????????????? :p :D:D:D
 
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I win!, give me the $100 off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I shouldn't be laughing this hard this ear;y in the morning, but there is somw funny stuff in this thread!
 
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Boom boom!
 
Can someone please send bail and bribe money to Mexico? I'm not sure how I got this far from home, but my head sure hurts and I can't find my pants. The Mexican jail officer said they found me clinging to my laptop and my right index finger was glued to the F5 key and a gallon of rubbing alcohol was glued to my left hand!

Please help!:eek:
 
I just looked in the mirror and discovered that I didn't stop at my thighs, I'm missing an eyebrow.
 
Man it may not be PC, but that midget sliding on his head is freaking funny:D:thumbup:
 
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